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Tuesday, January 27, 2015
HEH! IN A CAN
HEH! IN A CAN
My wife has a word which she often uses in our
HEH!! Rhymes with Meh.
It is a very
handy, very versatile word…it is a yell sometimes.
many ways your mother could call you by your name and you knew immediately if
you broke something, forgot something, lost something, or on a rare occasion did
Wives do the
same thing with Heh!
HEH. If said matter-of-factly it means, “So who
is said loudly it means, “I don’t think so.”
HEH.When said really loud it means, “You have got
to be kidding.”
HEH!When said loudly and with attitudinal emphasis
it means, “It is not going to happen.”
HEH!!I don’t know and I don’t want to find
Heh is a
word I would like to use myself, but I can’t.I think most men are just not able to hit that certain note, that
special timbre, that unique way that only women have of speaking volumes,
volumes with different meanings, all with one word or phrase.
So for men to
compete with their wives, I propose a new invention:
“HEH! IN A CAN”
An air horn
with multiple settings that blast outs your own special “HEH!”
Yes, “HEH! IN A CAN,” for those special
occasions when only a HEH response will do.
wife hints she would like an expensive gift.Pull out your “HEH! IN A CAN”
set it to low and hit her with her own medicine, an “I don’t think so HEH.”
tells you that if you go out for drinks after work you can make your own damn
dinner.Pull out your “HEH! IN A CAN” and ratchet it up a
claims to be good at maintaining a budget.“HEH! IN A CAN” has a setting
wants to invite her mother over on Saturday night… “HEH! IN A CAN” can respond.
Yes, “HEH! IN A CAN!” Fight back with attitude
just like your wife does, all with one simple response. Clearly this is a great idea.