THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Thursday, January 29, 2015
ability to communicate better than men’s is well known.Not necessarily with everyone, but certainly women
to women. Their communication is often complicated
and undecipherable by men.Women can
speak volumes with a raised eyebrow, a voice tone change, shoulder shrugs and
body posture. Men often miss non-verbal communication. Men just use words.
in school the girls could all read lips.The boys would get in trouble talking is class while the girls would
carry on conversations across the classroom without making a sound.Perhaps this is why women love soap operas
where the characters all whisper; women don’t need to hear dialog, they can see
women even invent their own language.They did this when I was in junior high school and they would talk
circles around the boys. The girls would be giggling and making faces while we,
the boys, had no idea what they were chattering about.
sure it was women who invented “Pig Latin.” Pig Latin was not too hard to figure out and the
boys soon caught on.
Then the girls
knowing how OP worked, the girls spoke it so fast; the boys had no idea
what they were saying.
In “OP,” you
put an “op” before every vowel.My name,
Joe, became Jopo-ope.I did learn my own
name pretty quickly.If they were
talking about Jopo-ope Hopagopy I earned to tune in, but the rest of any
conversation was "OP" to me. If the girls even thought you might be catching on they switched to "EK" which was pretty much the same as "OP" only with EK. Sometimes they would mix the two and that was ridiculous. I could not even recognize Jeko-ope Hopageky. Mrs. C would say "Yop-o-eku opareke opa jekerk!"
There is a
movie out about an indecipherable code the Nazis used in World War II.The code of nonsense letters was turned into
words with a machine, the “Enigma” machine.I plan to go to this movie with Mrs.
Cranky.I wonder if she will be able to
figure out what the Nazis were saying before the geniuses in the movie crack