STUPID HEADLINES 053021
Alabama lifts 27-year yoga ban in public schools – Finally you allowed to do downward facing dog for 27 years.
Japanese bullet train driver takes bathroom break as train cruises at 90 mph – Whizzing while whizzing.
Kim Jong Un bans mullets, skinny jeans – Because the mullet is a stupid funny looking hairstyle. And skinny jeans, because they’re skinny!
Cougar breaks into Washington man's home, passes out in kitchen – Older women these days…shameful…what, a REAL cougar…never mind.
Maryland candy store is selling chocolate-covered cicadas: 'Inundated with orders' – I think the orders are “PLEASE STOP!!” Those things are disgusting.
Utah woman's headstone has her fudge recipe engraved on the back – The best used-by date is EXPIRED.
Kate Middleton receives COVID vaccine – And this is news because?
Doctors afraid of losing license, being sued if they don't affirm patient self-diagnosis on gender – I’m confused by this gender stuff…does being sued mean going from a Bob to Sue?
Baltimore students who failed classes this year will still pass – They also get a small plastic trophy and a juice box!
FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK
After scouring the internet for several days, I regret that there are no Feel-Good news stories this week!