Stupid Headlines 050921
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Gettysburg
battlefield visitor trapped in porta-potty by downed tree – For one half score, and a few
hours, some poor father tried to extricate himself wondering whether this potty
or his body would soon survive.
Hundreds
of Joshes fight in Nebraska – In the preliminary, three Melvin’s had a rock, paper, scissors duel
off.
Red
Lobster shares biscuit corsage, boutonniere video for prom – They wouldn’t last very long on my
lapel, those biscuits are mmm, mmm, GOOD!
New
Jersey offering free beer for COVID-19 vaccine recipients – Not me! I don’t trust them and I’m
not going to risk my health on an untested…wait…FREE BEER!
Biden
says Americans earning less than $400K will not pay 'a single penny' in taxes –
Unless you are
still breathing!
Car
drives onto car to avoid cat – The cat would have moved to get out of the way, except it is
a CAT!
2
California homes invaded by hundreds of birds down their chimneys – Tippi Hedren was heard screaming, “I
said cut…cut!”
Great
horned owl travels hundreds of miles trapped in truck’s grille – Sometimes you’re the Owl, sometimes
you’re the truck grille.
Michigan
man builds 'poop wall’ after dispute with neighbor – Good fences make good neighbors; poop
fences make poopy neighbors.
Kamala
Harris and Doug Emhoff, both vaccinated, kiss with their masks on – You should see them eat soup!
FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK
Not so much feel good, as…Damn, What
an Amazing Lady!!
Idaho
school shooting: Teacher who disarmed student felt like angel was guiding her
https://www.foxnews.com/us/idaho-middle-school-shooting-teacher-disarmed-student
And Happy Mother's Day to all you great moms!
There's got to be some kind of smart-ass quip about 'feces fences'. . .
ReplyDeleteBut. . . Michigan? . . . Say it ain't so!
I couldn't get into the link about the teacher story; it said access denied, but I looked it up on Google. What an amazing woman!! And she had some ties to Arizona.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I cringe every time I see the name Kamala Harris or hear her talk. Now I'm trying to get that image of them kissing out of my head.
Thank you for the Mother Day wishes :)
betty
Dang, now they are offering free stuff for vaccinations? Free beer, free food and free ball game tickets? All I got was a sore arm and a little piece of mind. I want a redo.
ReplyDeleteThat poor owl.
ReplyDeleteLove the "feel good" story, and thanks for the smiles.
Free beer...they should have done it sooner so we could get this pandemic over with! Gettysburg is haunted. I wonder if the tree and potty will make it on "Paranormal Caught on Camera"? I couldn't get the feel good story to come up but I will give that teacher a high five! Never under estimate the power of a woman..teacher...or Moms!
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! Your owl and truck grille comment! I was thinking poop fences make crappy neighbors, but poopy will do.
ReplyDeletethese were so amusing specially Biden lol
ReplyDeletei could not access the feel good story