STUPID HEADLINES 050221
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.
Beavers
reportedly knock out cell phone and internet service in Canadian town – And they didn’t give a damn!
NZ Rugby
debates selling All Blacks to US investors – If you did not know that the All
Blacks are a famous rugby team in New Zealand, this one would be disturbing.
Skunk
stuck inside Chick-fil-A cup rescued by Colorado police – The new ‘Skunk-Fil-A’ special did not sell very
well.
Women
lost $800 billion in income last year – Check the old shoes in the closet, that’s where my
wife hides the money.
Biden
says Stacey Abrams could be president if 'she wants’ – Don’t we get to vote?
Getting a
joint mortgage? Here’s how your credit score factors in – Damn, they just made the stuff legal
in New Jersey and now it’s so expensive you need a mortgage to buy it?
More than
100,000 bees set up shop in woman's home for third time – Now that is suffering from a bad case
of hives!
McDonald's
robber demands chicken nuggets, has to accept breakfast food because it was
still too early – Well,
OK, I’ll be back at noon, and I’ll expect the nuggets and all your cash then,
so don’t try any funny business!
Bored
supermarket shopper parks in all 211 spaces of parking lot over 6 years – Bored…is that the new term for “Bat-shit
crazy?”
People
are ready to have sex again: Condom sales are surging – This may be a result of relaxing the
6-foot distancing advise.
*bonus
sophomoric comment to this headline:
Surging
and condom should never be used in the same sentence. ( Hmmm…my thirteen-year-old self also
has to question the use of Bonus and a condom headline.)
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK
Husky
Finds A Box Full Of Stray Kittens In The Woods And Decides To Become Their New
Mom – Ok, Ok I
know, another dog story…sorry, I am a sucker for a good dog story.
"This may be a result of relaxing the 6-foot distancing advise."
ReplyDeleteSix foot? Wow!!! Should be in the Guinness Book of Records!!!
God bless.
Wait. . . was I supposed to stop having sex? This COVID bullshit has just gone too far!
ReplyDeleteI will second that, Craig.
DeleteThe link was for another "feel good" dog story and it too had a happy ending :) If Stacey Abrams becomes president, I will definitely be looking for another country to move to!
ReplyDeletebetty
Loved the story about Shannon and Blackberry. Glad the guy who dragged him was out of the picture.
ReplyDeleteThose bees are persistent, i wonder if there is something specific in her home that is attracting them.
ReplyDeleteLoved the feel good stories, i clicked on the link and looked up the other story.
I was so relieved to read the first headline because I'm sure I have that "overweight and not enough food" disease!
ReplyDeleteYour 13-year-old self showed restraint on the beaver headline!
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