Wait, is this what has come of your blog…TV commercial critiques?
Look, number one I have no real material, and number two, this commercial really annoys me.
OK, what is the commercial, as if any one even cares.
Here is the thing. There is a commercial for either Wal-Mart, or Milo Tea…or both. Anyway, this dude works for Milo Tea and he wants me to buy Milo Tea from Wal-Mart because he likes his job and if I buy Milo Tea…at Wal-Mart…then he can keep his job. Like if I don’t buy Milo Tea, he loses his job, his kids will starve and his wife will leave him! I don’t really need this guilt trip dropped on me from a stupid commercial.
Suppose I did buy Milo Tea at Wal-Mart, I would have to start drinking tea and stop drinking coffee. I don’t like tea! I like coffee! I don’t like shopping at Wal-Mart, and if I stop drinking coffee, won’t some dude that works for Chock-ful-of-Nuts get laid off and his kids starve and his wife leave him?
What kind of commercial is this that guilts me to drinking tea instead of the heavenly coffee?
It won’t work, I am sticking with coffee. Sorry about your job Milo Tea worker.
Damn, I need to get out more.
Yes, you do!