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Teen gets head stuck in exhaust pipe at country music festival – I’ve always thought country music makes your brain shrink.Judge says serving powdered milk to prisoners is not, in fact, cruel punishment – Except when you are not allowed to mix it with water.
Survey says America's favorite vegetable is broccoli – Is this the same survey that said Clinton would win?
'Pregnant' male models steal the show at London Fashion Week – And also at Ripley’s.
Are windowless planes the future of travel? – Have they asked pilots about this idea?
Colombians urged to stop having sex because it's too damn hot – Is it ok for fat and ugly Columbians?
Beer delivery men save the life of potential bridge jumper – “Wait, don’t jump…WE HAVE BEER!”
Mexico City bans use of attractive models during city events – “We the jury find the accused not guilty by reason of ‘she ugly!’”
North Carolina mom in 'disbelief' after son, 10, punished for calling teacher 'ma'am' – In the school’s defense, the teacher, Mr. Andrews, asked to be addressed as ‘Sir’ several times.
MIT develops wireless system to let subs communicate with planes – The old wire to wire hook-up worked ok for communication, but the subs had issues trying to keep up with the planes.
Democrats strip power away from super-delegates – They are now called mediocre-delegates
Good News Story of the Week:
Sea Urchins Save Coral Reefs – I love a good sea urchin story, almost as much as a good dog saving story.