Will Someone Please Explain
Am I binary, or non-binary? Seems like neither is a good thing.
How does one become their “authentic
self?” How is anyone’s self not
authentic?
When did “you guys” become “you
guyses?”
When did “literally” become an emphasis
word?
“He is literally a dentist”
Why don’t people just say “He is a
dentist”? It’s not like it is unbelievable
for a person to be a dentist. I know two
dentists who are literally my friends.
I think it is literally STUPID! To use literally to describe a
normal situation.
While I am at it, actually is
just a stupid as literally and used pretty much the same. “He is actually a dentist” STUPID!!
How do people say things like “He
is not a rocket surgeon” and not be corrected… actually DRIVES ME NUTS…literally.
When did the answer to any question
suddenly begin with “So.”
“How much did your new car cost?”
“So, I paid $28,000.”
People used to just say “$28,000” what
the heck is the “So” for?
Why is it suddenly so damn important
to be “vulnerable” in a relationship?
I prefer to be comfortably in a relationship, not vulnerable!
How come marriage counselors even
exist? I have NEVER met a couple who
went to a marriage counselor that did not get divorced within two years. Marriage counselor’s success record by my
experience is 0-27.
If someone tells you they are seeing a
marriage counselor, just direct them to a lawyer.
Why don’t we get rid of daylight
savings time. Why do we even have time
zones? If it is 0800 in New York, it
should also be 0800 in Australia. It
might take a while to get used to daylight being different times depending
where you live, but at least everyone would know what time it is everywhere.
Why does the Government ruin my TV
shows at night by testing their “Emergency Broadcasting system?” It always seems to work; and what happens to
all those people who are not watching TV when an emergency arises? Shouldn’t they just send a text to everyone?
Why isn’t there one single good thing
that comes from global warming?
Why can’t I solve crossword puzzles on
the weekend?
Why does anyone under 35 use the word “like”
at least once in every sentence when speaking?
Why do some people think stuttering while
searching for a word makes them sound intelligent? Just spit it out professor smarty-pants!
Why do we need one more Willy Wonka movie?
Why do people brag about not doing
stuff? “I never watching TV. I don’t use that stupid Face thing or the
Tweety thing” As if it makes them a better person?
Why do people say, “Smile, it could
be worse!” Has that EVER made a person feel better?
Why am I so cranky?
All of the above!
