Will Someone Please Explain
Am I binary, or non-binary? Seems like neither is a good thing.
How does one become their “authentic
self?” How is anyone’s self not
authentic?
When did “you guys” become “you
guyses?”
When did “literally” become an emphasis
word?
“He is literally a dentist”
Why don’t people just say “He is a
dentist”? It’s not like it is unbelievable
for a person to be a dentist. I know two
dentists who are literally my friends.
I think it is literally STUPID! To use literally to describe a
normal situation.
While I am at it, actually is
just a stupid as literally and used pretty much the same. “He is actually a dentist” STUPID!!
How do people say things like “He
is not a rocket surgeon” and not be corrected… actually DRIVES ME NUTS…literally.
When did the answer to any question
suddenly begin with “So.”
“How much did your new car cost?”
“So, I paid $28,000.”
People used to just say “$28,000” what
the heck is the “So” for?
Why is it suddenly so damn important
to be “vulnerable” in a relationship?
I prefer to be comfortably in a relationship, not vulnerable!
How come marriage counselors even
exist? I have NEVER met a couple who
went to a marriage counselor that did not get divorced within two years. Marriage counselor’s success record by my
experience is 0-27.
If someone tells you they are seeing a
marriage counselor, just direct them to a lawyer.
Why don’t we get rid of daylight
savings time. Why do we even have time
zones? If it is 0800 in New York, it
should also be 0800 in Australia. It
might take a while to get used to daylight being different times depending
where you live, but at least everyone would know what time it is everywhere.
Why does the Government ruin my TV
shows at night by testing their “Emergency Broadcasting system?” It always seems to work; and what happens to
all those people who are not watching TV when an emergency arises? Shouldn’t they just send a text to everyone?
Why isn’t there one single good thing
that comes from global warming?
Why can’t I solve crossword puzzles on
the weekend?
Why does anyone under 35 use the word “like”
at least once in every sentence when speaking?
Why do some people think stuttering while
searching for a word makes them sound intelligent? Just spit it out professor smarty-pants!
Why do we need one more Willy Wonka movie?
Why do people brag about not doing
stuff? “I never watching TV. I don’t use that stupid Face thing or the
Tweety thing” As if it makes them a better person?
Why do people say, “Smile, it could
be worse!” Has that EVER made a person feel better?
Why am I so cranky?
All of the above!
Please add bloggers who say "Anyhoo". Scary thing is every intellectual seems to say So before every answer, even if there are 20 questions. I am blaming Harvard because I don't hear it from the uneducated.
ReplyDeleteSFM a known trolling ass hat who finds my post boring yet often comments even though they are deleted unread keeps trying. Haters are not addressed on this blog. What a pitiful dick!
ReplyDeleteLove it. Did I get your BP up, Joe?
DeleteNot really, I have a life, actually a really good one at that, meanwhile there is something wrong with you, but if you think you get my BP up, enjoy the thought. I tried to be friends with you years ago, but you managed to turn my words into your own weird meanings so much that I question your intellect, especially as you continue to follow even though I only post once in a blue moon.
DeleteI love it when you post! You make me laugh and you're spot on! Happy Thanksgiving a few days late Joe!
ReplyDeleteI hope someday some young "woke" person can answer all these for you, because I sure can't.
ReplyDeleteYou made some good points - I don't get it either. I have noticed when a politician is being pressed to answer a question, they always start with, "So..." I don't recall ever a time, when I heard that.
ReplyDeleteNo one knows how to answer a Yes or a No question.
I don't talk to random people in public under a certain age - I could care less about their pronouns or their woke views on anything. I'd be afraid I might smack them, get arrested, my photo posted online and my family doxed.
When somebody tells me "Smile, it could be worse," I literally want to kill them, which would literally show them how much worse it could be.
ReplyDeleteFirst "literally" used correctly. Second...I will call correctly as satire...is that ironic?
DeleteSo, I love this. This is literally the first comment I've made on a blog post in months. I'm literally actually Suldog.
ReplyDeleteWeekend crossword puzzles are harder because they figure you have more time to work on them than during the work week.
ReplyDeleteWe do need to get rid of daylight saving.
I know several couples who have gone to counseling and come out stronger for it. We have a good counseling group associated with our church.
I thought I get stupider on the weekend.
DeleteYou sound exactly like my partner whose conversation is so often one long rant. As for your comments on concise writing, I'm definitely with you. I was a sub-editor for many years and spent most of that time deleting unnecessary words. I love your posts. They invariably make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteComment by sfm is once again deleted unread. Wish I could just block him but I don't know how.
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