Who is Right?
There is a lot that bugs me these days, but I shall refrain from complaining as every comment only pisses off half of anyone that reads this blog.
I do not want to be cancelled!
What can I write about without hurting someone’s feelings? Covid…I don’t think so. LGBTQ…no way. Crime…probably not. Race relations…asking for trouble. Religion…no. Politics…HELL NO!
Wait, I’ve got it, my go-to. I can make fun of Mrs. C!
That’s right, I recently learned a new Mrs. C weirdoism. Readers of this blog know that Mrs. C does not scoop her pudding, she dips. They know that Mrs. C says scroll up when she means pull the scroll bar down. They know that she hides cookies and other treats from me under kitchen towels. They may know that she does not like to walk on sidewalks. Well, I have a new one.
Today as I was getting ready to play golf, I buttoned my pants and the pulled up the zipper.
“You should zip first, then button!”
“When you zip, it makes it easier to button!”
“But when I button, it makes it easier to zip.”
“Buttoning is hardest, you should zip first.”
“I have been buttoning and then zipping my whole life and never found it to be an issue.”
“You should try zipping first, then you would know what you have missed all these years.”
“Missed? It is not an issue; I find it easiest to button first.”
“Yeah, like I’m, going to listen to someone who dips and does not scoop.”
Come on people, why would anyone zip first?