STUPID HEADLINES 122814/010415

STUPID HEADLINES 122814/010415
After a week off

It is time again for

I'm guessing he was shopping in a liquor store!
Thanks for this one Frog. 

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' may be the correct answer.

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Newly freed Cuban spy's wife pregnant, with a little help from US – Hey, don’t blame me, it’s a big country.

German police hunting for stolen pigeon worth $184,000 – Come on thieves, give police the bird.

Feds spend $33G to find out if same-sex couples live close to tobacco shops – Come on Feds, you are born gay or straight, it has nothing to do with living near tobacco shops.

Circus busted for trying to pass dogs off as pandas – They’d a've got away with it if the Chihuahua would have just learned to eat bamboo shoots.

Scientists pull a reverse; Pluto is officially a planet after all – It’s a planet, it’s a cartoon dog, it’s a planet…make up your damn mind!

NIH spending $400G to find out what kids think of fat characters in movies – How did this cost 367 G’s more than finding out if same sex couples live close to tobacco shops?

Soldiers relocate Hawaii wedding so Obama can play golf – Look, he is The President, so it is entirely understandable, but did they have to relocate the wedding to Bagdad?

NJ police investigate shots fired into church that dates back to the Revolution – Dang, talk about a slow response time.  Quick, dial IX-I-I.

Feds gave $450,000 for defunct women's cricket league in Afghanistan – That’s a lot of frickin crickets!

New laws for 2015 ban ‘tiger selfies’ – Another stupid law, just don’t give tigers a cell phone for crispy sake!

Play-Doh will exchange phallic-shaped toy – What did people expect when they bought a “Dill-Doh.”

Florida Man Arrested for Stuffing Beef Tongue in Pants at Wal-Mart – He paid for it, but Florida statute 7.16.55R clearly states “It is a misdemeanor to be tongued in a Wal-Mart.”

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Last week’s fake headline was:

Rare Richard Nixon Pez Dispenser sells for $220,000 – The buyer thought it was a Pres Dispenser.

Lots of winners…too easy:

susie

Prez pez is fake.

Munir

Pez dispenser of Nixon ? I don't think so.

stevebethere

I am going for...Rare Richard Nixon Pez Dispenser

(not necessarily your) Uncle Skip,

Nixon's Pez dispenser gets my vote.

fishducky

Fishducky sez prez Pez!!

Jimmy

Hey Joe, I'm going with the Nixon Pez dispenser this week, just can't see one going for that price but yet stranger things have happened.

J

The Pez container please!

Sandee

I'm going with 'Rare Richard Nixon Pez Dispenser sells for $220,000'.

Click on the names of our winners and congratulate them…even if it was an easy one.

COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!