Canadian man who was declared dead after 1977 fire has been found living in Oklahoma – What’s the difference? (Oh, come on, I was born in Oklahoma…it is a great state.)
Alcohol poisoning kills 6 a day, mostly middle-aged men – Interesting…there should be a study on this.
Anxiety from PMS shown to increase in middle-age women, study shows - Hmmm, I guess there is no need for that middle age men study after all.
Boston time capsule from 1795 included coins, newspapers – Experts are baffled by 1795 newspaper with “Suldog” byline.
Maryland Politician Kirby Delauter Says Paper Can’t Print His Name Without His Permission – This dude is giving politicians a bad name. Make that a super-duper (damn, I am old) bad name.
Vacuum Company sues Maryland politician for using their name – Ok, this is fake, but not THE fake.
Police recover O.J. Simpson Heisman Stolen from USC in 1994 – Thief was tracked down by his Bruno Magli shoe prints and his hand fit a glove he left on the scene.
Naked man arrested after breaking into home so he could use the hot tub – Charged with breaking and soaking.
Bill Clinton’s tangential tie to an appalling sex scandal – I’m not sure what a “tangential tie” has to do with sex, but it does sound kinky!
Bill Gates wants to turn poop into drinking water – Another Microsoft product prone to attract a virus.