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Sunday, March 30, 2014



It is time once again for
Why is it this always happens just before the Wedding?


This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.  


California woman says gym told her to cover up because she was intimidating members – I had the same problem, instead of covering up, I just put on a few pounds.  Now they want me to cover up because members are getting disgusted.

Michelle Obama Has Misunderstanding with China’s First Lady Peng Liyuan - “No, no it’s elle…Michelle, not Micherre; dammit!”

7 Signs Divorced Couples Say They Missed – “Eat shit and die asshole!” somehow went right over my head.

Westboro Baptist Church left confused by 'Sorry for your loss' counter-protest – Church that preaches hate is confused at reaction to the death of their founder…apparently they missed that “forgive us our trespasses” part of The Lord’s Prayer.

New Jersey town official admits stealing $460,000 in quarters collected from parking meters - He was caught after he tried to claim the 50 cent pool table at the local sports bar for next 25 years. 

Tumbleweeds take over Colorado neighborhoods Wasn’t this the second movie in a 1950’s double feature after “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?”

Girl, 9, barred from school for shaving head to support friend with cancer – Superintendent   Erma Dumass claims shaved head is distracting, unlike tight skirts with “Juicy” printed on the ass.

Obama reportedly plays 'nuclear war game' with world leaders at summit – It was that or “Angry Birds.”

Fight Cancer, Adopt a Polar Bear – Studies have shown that people mauled and eaten by polar bears almost never get cancer.

Kim Jong-un Haircuts Required for Men in North Korea – New law requires the “Kim” hairdo and eliminates the only other previous options, the “Mo,” the “Larry” and the “Curley.”

Reid on need for Obamacare extension: People ‘not educated’ about internet- Americans are too stupid for healthcare program…this explains how legislators that passed the program got elected, also this is why Bush cancelled mandatory calculus for food stamp eligibility.

Pope Removes German 'Bling Bishop' After Inquiry Into His $43 Million McMansion Pope defrocks Bling Bishop also known as Puff Pontiff or P-Pappy over a few excesses.


Last week’s fake was:

Atheist Group Objects To The Term “Crosswalk” – Group insists on naming pedestrian section “Disaway.”

And the winners, 3 out of 16 attempts:

atheist anti-crosswalk. :)

Atheist disaway?

I need to believe atheists have better things to do than worry about crosswalks so I'll pick that one.

TexWisGirl is getting hard to fool.  If you like photo-stories of ducks, dogs, and fences drop by @

Susie is a first time winner.  Visit her@ Photos, stories, opinions and an occasional rant…good stuff!

Stephen is on a roll! A notoriously bad guesser he is now two out of three.  The Chubby Chatterbox needs no plug.  Great stories, art lessons, travel the world with Stephen and Mrs. C @

Please visit all the winners and come back next week for more



  1. Everyone knows that to fight cancer you adapt an aardvark. Polar bear, DUH! That's just stupid. ;)

  2. Love your headlines! I'm going to go with Michelle Obama and China's first lady having a misunderstanding for my guess. Thanks for the laughs and the fun! :D

  3. Bwahahahahahahaha. Thanks for linking up too.

    I'll also go with Moochelle and China. Did I spell her name right? I think so.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

  4. Michelle and Pong. Er, Peng. Hope that one doesn't bounce.

  5. I'll go with the Michelle Obama headline. The Chinese lady probably doesn't speak ANY Engrish.

  6. I also go with Micherre one too LOL

    That dildo one cracked me up ;-)

  7. I'm going with the First Ladies, but only because I know the Chinese haven't got a problem with the sound of the letter "L."
    It's Japanese who amuse us with Engrish.

  8. Two in a row--I'll blame missing this one on the pressure. China's First Lady is very well educated and I doubt she had a misunderstanding with Ms. Obama.

  9. What a fun thing to do on Sundays! I have to go with "Fight Cancer, Adopt a Polar Bear" of course unless it was some type of fund raiser, but that's what I'm going with.


  10. I am going to go with "Obama reportedly plays 'nuclear war game' with world leaders at summit." I would believe golf more.

  11. I really am hoping it is war games.

  12. I declare the misunderstanding between First Ladies to be fake. All one has to do is talk louder. All the other one has to do is nod like she understands. Then they can switch roles. Isn't that how everybody communicates with "foreigners"?

  13. I won? I was on vaca...thanks! ;-)