STUPID HEADLINES 033014
It is time once again
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| Why is it this always happens just before the Wedding? |
| STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY |
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and
sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
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California woman says gym told her to cover up because she was intimidating
members – I had the same problem, instead of covering up,
I just put on a few pounds. Now they
want me to cover up because members are getting disgusted.
Michelle Obama Has Misunderstanding with China’s First Lady Peng Liyuan - “No, no it’s elle…Michelle, not Micherre; dammit!”
7 Signs Divorced Couples Say They Missed – “Eat shit and die asshole!” somehow went right over my head.
Westboro Baptist Church
left confused by 'Sorry for your loss' counter-protest – Church that preaches hate
is confused at reaction to the death of their founder…apparently they missed
that “forgive us our trespasses” part of The Lord’s Prayer.
New Jersey town official admits stealing $460,000 in quarters collected
from parking meters - He was caught after he tried to claim the 50 cent
pool table at the local sports bar for next 25 years.
Tumbleweeds
take over Colorado neighborhoods – Wasn’t this the second
movie in a 1950’s double feature after “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?”
Girl, 9, barred from school for shaving head to support friend with cancer
– Superintendent Erma Dumass claims
shaved head is distracting, unlike tight skirts with “Juicy” printed on the
ass.
Obama reportedly plays 'nuclear war game' with world
leaders at summit – It was that or “Angry Birds.”
Fight Cancer, Adopt a Polar Bear – Studies have shown that people mauled and eaten by
polar bears almost never get cancer.
Kim Jong-un Haircuts
Required for Men in North Korea – New law requires the “Kim” hairdo and eliminates the
only other previous options, the “Mo,” the “Larry” and the “Curley.”
Reid on need for Obamacare extension: People ‘not
educated’ about internet- Americans
are too stupid for healthcare program…this explains how legislators that passed
the program got elected, also this is why Bush cancelled mandatory calculus for
food stamp eligibility.
Pope Removes German 'Bling Bishop' After Inquiry Into His $43 Million
McMansion – Pope defrocks Bling
Bishop also known as Puff Pontiff or P-Pappy over a few excesses.
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Last week’s fake was:
Atheist Group Objects To The Term
“Crosswalk” – Group insists on naming pedestrian section “Disaway.”
And the winners, 3 out of 16
attempts:
atheist anti-crosswalk. :)
Atheist disaway?
I need to believe atheists have better things to do than worry
about crosswalks so I'll pick that one.
TexWisGirl is getting hard to fool. If you like photo-stories of ducks, dogs, and
fences drop by @ http://run-a-roundranch.blogspot.com/
Susie is a first time winner.
Visit her@ http://peakedinjuniorhigh.blogspot.com/ Photos, stories, opinions
and an occasional rant…good stuff!
Stephen is on a roll! A notoriously bad guesser he is now two out of
three. The Chubby Chatterbox needs no
plug. Great stories, art lessons, travel
the world with Stephen and Mrs. C @ http://thechubbychatterbox.blogspot.com
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Everyone knows that to fight cancer you adapt an aardvark. Polar bear, DUH! That's just stupid. ;)
ReplyDeleteLove your headlines! I'm going to go with Michelle Obama and China's first lady having a misunderstanding for my guess. Thanks for the laughs and the fun! :D
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Thanks for linking up too.
ReplyDeleteI'll also go with Moochelle and China. Did I spell her name right? I think so.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
Michelle and Pong. Er, Peng. Hope that one doesn't bounce.
ReplyDeletei'm going for 'war games'.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with the Michelle Obama headline. The Chinese lady probably doesn't speak ANY Engrish.
ReplyDeleteI also go with Micherre one too LOL
ReplyDeleteThat dildo one cracked me up ;-)
I'm going with the First Ladies, but only because I know the Chinese haven't got a problem with the sound of the letter "L."
ReplyDeleteIt's Japanese who amuse us with Engrish.
Beside, shy should I buck the trend?
DeleteTwo in a row--I'll blame missing this one on the pressure. China's First Lady is very well educated and I doubt she had a misunderstanding with Ms. Obama.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun thing to do on Sundays! I have to go with "Fight Cancer, Adopt a Polar Bear" of course unless it was some type of fund raiser, but that's what I'm going with.
ReplyDeletebetty
wargames
ReplyDeleteI am going to go with "Obama reportedly plays 'nuclear war game' with world leaders at summit." I would believe golf more.
ReplyDeleteI really am hoping it is war games.
ReplyDeleteI declare the misunderstanding between First Ladies to be fake. All one has to do is talk louder. All the other one has to do is nod like she understands. Then they can switch roles. Isn't that how everybody communicates with "foreigners"?
ReplyDeleteI won? I was on vaca...thanks! ;-)
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