This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
6 Signs You Need a Hearing Test – NUMBER ONE…
Metro-North train conductor behind apology note to riders will not be
As a 40 year rail commuter, I am pretty sure this guy will
be sent back for some additional “Being a giant prick” training.
4.4 billion-year-old crystal is oldest piece of Earth –
Scientists know the age because it is stamped “World’s Fair 4,500,000,017 BC.”
Islamic Leaders Issue Fatwa Prohibiting One-Way Trips to Mars –
Well, I’ve heard that what happens on Mars stays on Mars.
Real Estate Exec Broke Into Ex-Girlfriend's Home and Drew Penises All
over Paintings He’d Done for Her –
I won’t touch this one with a 10-foot, hand-drawn pole.
Typical politician…MAY be white? Dude, you are the whitest white boy ever to whiten the White House. You were born white and then dipped in Clorox.
You ARE white…and I doubt very much you can jump.