This cranky re-run is from deep in the cranky vault. One of my earliest posts from June 2011. Kind of different from what I post today, but still full of the characteristic cranky stupidity.
Will government run healthcare save the average person money and will health services be as available as they are today?
How can we turn around the unemployment problem we face today?
Do you put the toilet seat down, or leave it up?
When do you see an end to the fighting in Afghanistan?
Now that you have released your birth certificate, can we see proof of your baptism?
Will Joe Biden be your running mate in 2012?
Do your daughters call you Mr. President, Daddy, or M’Lord?
What is the capital of Tanzania?
What brand of cigarettes do you not smoke?
Will we ever have a balanced budget?
How do you spell potato?
It has been said that your wife’s name and Belle are words that go together well. How do you respond?
If gay marriages are not legal, can a gay man marry a lesbian?
If a train left the station traveling at 60 miles an hour and stopped at its destination in 4 hours and 27 minutes, how did it stop at the station if it was going 60 miles per hour?
If you vetoed every piece of legislation coming from a Republican House and Senate, could we call you The Obamabill Noman?
WAIT, WAIT, MR. PRESIDENT…I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION!