STUFF ONLY RICH PEOPLE HAVE
There are many things that at some point in my life time only rich people could afford.
A car with power steering, power brakes, power windows, air conditioner, an AM/FM radio and an 8 track tape player.
Have two with all of that…except the 8 track player…it has a multiple cd player instead…I know, that is also yesterday’s technology.
A 21 inch color TV. Got several…all well over 21 inches.
A car phone. Got a cell phone…much better.
A home computer. Got one, plus a laptop plus a tablet, plus a smart phone.
Cable TV with HBO. Got it on several TV’s with HBO, Stars, Encore, and some other channels I never watch.
Private plane. Don’t want one…ok, can’t afford it.
Automatic garage door opener. Got one.
Swimming pool. Got one…well the townhouse association…that counts!
50’ Yacht. Don’t want one…ok, can’t afford it either.
Vacation in the Caribbean. Done that.
Phone answering machine. Please!
Hi-fi record player. What the hell is that?
Dishwasher. Got one.
Microwave oven. No really, they used to be a big deal.
A VCR. Got several…well DVD players.
Refrigerator with water and ice dispenser. Finally!
Come to think of it, it’s good to be rich!