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Sunday, March 1, 2015
STUPID HEADLINES 030115
STUPID HEADLINES 030115
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
___________________________________Group protesting Washington police shooting blocked traffic at bridge – I don’t care what the police might have done; shooting blocked traffic is not a legitimate protest!
Saudi men reportedly detained for dancing at birthday party – If they dance anything like I do, this is all very understandable.
Children have fewer allergies when families do dishes by hand - Very interesting, I guess we need to stop using the dishwasher.
Study finds higher mortality rate for children where families do dishes by hand – OK, maybe we should keep using the dishwasher, apparently kids susceptible to allergies die from hand washed dishes. (Alright, this is fake…doesn’t count.)
Crews free 19 manatees trapped in Florida drainage pipe – How many times must people be told, “Do not put manatees down the drain?”
Cornell researchers find safest place to hide from zombies – Researchers suggest moving into an accounting office and blending.
Man Who Tried To Have Sex With Mailbox Found Dead – That’s what happens when you fool around with another man’s mailbox!
High school basketball teams instructed to lose – “Take a deep breath, pick out your target, feel the ball on your fingers, aim…and miss. Now you try it.”
Climate Change may make Farts visible – So instead of “He who smelt it dealt it” we will have “If you surveyed it you must have laid it.”
Canadian Politician Blames Tight Underpants For Missing Vote – A tighty whitey? He can’t be a Liberal because everyone knows, “Lefty loosey, Righty tighty.”
Condom maker surges after South Korea legalizes adultery – Is it too late to invest in Motel yuk/육 (6)?
Last week’s fake was:
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!
And the winners are:
I've got nothing. The one I had decided upon got nixed having just received a friend's email with a link to that very story.
“I’ve got nothing” equals None of the Above. In am a little disappointed that her answer has no pun. I keep looking, but no pun!
Visit Hilary! http://thesmittenimage.blogspot.com/ Photos, stuff, and usually… excellent puns!
A lot of weird ones, but I'll say none of the above!!
You can find Fran here @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ funny stuff unless you are a cranky old fart…even then, funny stuff.
I will go with none of the stories being fake this week. That is a scary thought especially if I am right.
Good old NC mountain logic figures it out…for more of the same and to just enjoy a chat with a good guy visit Dan @ http://danmtnman.blogspot.com/
Wisconsin roads being thawed with cheese is my pick.
Sandee does it again. One of these days I will trip her…WAIT!
Do NOT visit Sandee, even though there are always good jokes and stuff @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/
Special note to Val the Victorian… @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/ Stop over analyzing!! Hick could spot the fake in a minute.
Visit all the winners…not Sandee or Val, and come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!