STUPID HEADLINES 030115
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention
and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
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Group protesting Washington police shooting blocked traffic at
bridge – I don’t care what the police might have done;
shooting blocked traffic is not a legitimate protest!
Saudi men reportedly detained for dancing at birthday party – If they dance anything like I do, this is all very understandable.
Children have fewer allergies when families do dishes by hand - Very interesting, I guess we need
to stop using the dishwasher.
Study finds higher mortality rate for children where families do
dishes by hand – OK, maybe we should keep using
the dishwasher, apparently kids susceptible to allergies die from hand washed
dishes. (Alright, this is fake…doesn’t count.)
Crews free 19 manatees trapped in
Florida drainage pipe – How many times
must people be told, “Do not put manatees down the drain?”
Michelle Obama Threatens To Shoot Comedian – And he thought
bombing with the audience was bad.
Cornell researchers find safest place to hide from zombies – Researchers suggest moving into an accounting office and
blending.
Man Who Tried To Have Sex With
Mailbox Found Dead – That’s what happens when you fool around with another man’s mailbox!
High school basketball teams instructed to lose – “Take a deep breath, pick out your target, feel the ball on your
fingers, aim…and miss. Now you try it.”
Climate Change may make Farts visible – So instead of “He who smelt it dealt it” we will have
“If you surveyed it you must have laid it.”
Canadian Politician Blames
Tight Underpants For Missing Vote – A tighty whitey? He can’t be a Liberal because
everyone knows, “Lefty loosey, Righty tighty.”
Condom maker surges after
South Korea legalizes adultery – Is it too late to invest in
Motel yuk/육 (6)?
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Last week’s fake was:
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!
And the winners are:
I've got nothing. The one I had
decided upon got nixed having just received a friend's email with a link to
that very story.
“I’ve got nothing” equals None of the
Above. In am a little disappointed that
her answer has no pun. I keep looking,
but no pun!
A lot of weird ones, but I'll say
none of the above!!
You can find Fran here @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ funny stuff unless you are a cranky old fart…even then,
funny stuff.
I will go with none of the stories
being fake this week. That is a scary thought especially if I am right.
Good old NC mountain logic figures it
out…for more of the same and to just enjoy a chat with a good guy visit Dan @ http://danmtnman.blogspot.com/
Wisconsin roads being thawed with
cheese is my pick.
Sandee does it again.
One of these days I will trip her…WAIT!
Do NOT visit Sandee, even though there are always good
jokes and stuff @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/
Special note to Val the Victorian… @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/ Stop over analyzing!! Hick could spot the fake in a
minute.
Visit all the winners…not Sandee or Val, and come back
next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
Climate change and farts....fake.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a double bluff and this week's are all true too!
ReplyDeletewell, geez. i'm gonna fail miserably this week, i can feel it. so i'll just go with seeing is believing farts.
ReplyDeleteWell I know exactly which one it is.. and where it came from.. and why you've included it. So I can't participate and I can't even make a pun about it because that would give the answer away. I'm feeling quite sullen about that.
ReplyDeleteWell, you have given up referring people to my site. Bwahahahahahaha. You slay me.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back later to chose or perhaps I'll take this week off.
I linked you to Silly Sunday because I want folks to visit you.
Have a terrific Silly Sunday and Stupid Headline Sunday. ☺
My high school basketball team didn't need instructions on how to lose. In fact, they went on to become the original Washington Generals. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I have to recuse myself from this one. I somehow managed to see every one of the real headlines this week! Oh, well.
ReplyDeleteOh please be the mailbox story! If that one's true, I just can't take anymore!
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not Climate Change may make Farts visible--some houses would look like they left their Christmas decorations up all year!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the Cornell researchers. For some reason, I'm thinking they are too serious a bunch to be bothered with zombies.
ReplyDeleteOf course, with my track record...
Cornell researchers find safest place to hide from zombies –
ReplyDeleteThis must be fake because it makes too much sense.
I think it is about Cornell Researchers. I would think that hey have real facts to research about.
ReplyDeleteFake - Man Who Tried To Have Sex With Mailbox Found Dead – Postiality is disgusting. It's time to elect Hillary Clinton so we can change the whole system to femail.
ReplyDeleteI am going with "Climate Change may make Farts visible" this week. It is fake even if it was in the news.
ReplyDeleteThe one about farts, now where have i read that before? (Cough, cough, someone named Sullivan, cough, ahem.) It's a fake, though, i'm sure of it!
ReplyDeleteI can't help myself! If I have to think like Hick, I'm going with Visible Farts as the fake. The whities can never be too tight.
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