STUPID HEADLINES 030914
It is time once again for:
STUPID
HEADLINE SUNDAY
It is time once again for:
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| They were trained not to profile on race or gender so... |
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
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City to DNA test dog poop – It looks like dog poop, it
smells like dog poop, it feels like dog poop, yup DNA test confirms it is dog
poop.
10-year-old
suspended 3 days for making fingers into shape of gun – Dang; I thought it was harsh
when I got two hours detention for giving a kid a wedgie!
Your iPhone Can Now Wake You Up with the Smell of Bacon – Siri can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and make it
all smell just to wake up her man; she’s an i-woman, I. w. o. m. a. n….
Massachusetts
court says 'upskirt' photos are legal – However, women are no longer allowed to wear patent
leather shoes. (Catholic girls from the 50’s will get this.)
Philly man sentenced to 20 years for shooting gun into air – His lawyer’s defense that he was actually aiming at someone was probably
a bad choice.
FDA approves Viagra for women – Blue pill comes
wrapped inside a diamond ring.
Police search for man suspected of urinating on people – Follow the yellow brick road.
1 millionth Chevrolet Corvette retrieved from museum sinkhole – Now that is one hell of a big sinkhole!
Parakeet Survives Getting Sucked Into Vacuum – Polly wanna crack her way outa here!
Florida family falls ill after eating meat tainted with LSD – I make this mistake all the time. MSG…LSD…Whatever.
Florida family falls ill after eating meat tainted with LSD – I make this mistake all the time. MSG…LSD…Whatever.
Dan Quayle moment? Obama flubs spelling of 'respect' –
Simple
mistake, he applied the “e before c except after p” rule and “forgot the or
sounds of ekt like expect and respect.”
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LAST WEEK’S FAKE HEADLINE WAS:
Florida
Tribe Offended by “Native” Designation Demand they be Called “Original
Americans” – Chief wants “Round Eyes” to change name or supply heap lot
of firewater for no wampum.
The
only winner was:
Emily said:
I'll go native versus original.
Thanks for the belly laughs. The pot shop was my favorite.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Don't believe the bacon bit.
ReplyDelete"FDA approves Viagra for women – Blue pill comes wrapped inside a diamond ring."
ReplyDeleteHa! Love it. Conversely, they've found something women can eat that will kill all sexual desires....wedding cake. :)
going for the bacon smell.
ReplyDeleteI believe I read the viagra pill has not been approved for women.
ReplyDeleteLove the dog DNA. Now that's a summer project for unemployed teenagers.
I must be reading the wrong headlines as I roam the Intertubes.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see anything about the Viagra for women being approved.
Bwahahahahahahaha. I'll go with the corvette one.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. :)
Love these! They're all so funny. Smells coming from an iPhone though - gotta go with that one ... and hope it's not true. :D
ReplyDeleteLOL I will go with the iPhone and
ReplyDeletebacon one ;-)
Have a tanfastic week ;-)
I'm picking the Viagra for women.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the Corvette story...there were only six or seven or so that fell into the sinkhole at the museum.
ReplyDeleteI think it was only a half dozen cars that dropped into that sink hole.
ReplyDeleteMe too on the corvette one. I heard it was under ten.
ReplyDeleteIf it ain't the bacon one I will simply have to kill myself......I could never live in a world where tantalizing food scents came at me out of my phone.
ReplyDeleteGotta go for the bacon. Smells come from molecules sucked into your proboscis. I don't think an iPhone can store bacon molecules. And I have not yet heard of an iPhone makin' bacon.
ReplyDeletePolice search for man suspected of urinating on people ~ I am just hoping this one is the fake.
ReplyDeleteI'm following the yellow brick road this week.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the mention! Whoop dee doo!
No WAY can the iPhone produce a bacon smell. That just cannot ever, ever happen. That IS the fake one!
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