THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Saturday, February 3, 2018
STUPID HEADLINES 020418
STUPID HEADLINES 020418
it is time again for
But only if followed by exhaling carbon dioxide
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
The meaning of 'meatballs' could sway case
in Democratic mayor's corruption trial – “OK, the fix is in, I’ll be around later to pick up the meatballs.”Clearly ‘meatballs’ means meatballs…right?
State of the Union tickets printed
with typo - Don’t
they have a enditor? How do you screw up Uniom for Union in the Stake of the Onion
Ambulance refuses to transport
Cleveland man shot 16 times – Serves them right, getting shot 16 times, next time maybe
they will do their job and transport the guy.
Top-secret government files left in
cabinets sold at second-hand shop – Not the US. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie Oops, Oops, Oops!
Meghan Markle will break royal
tradition at wedding to Prince Harry – Princess-to-be plans to smile and show affection, something
unheard of to the royal family.
Beloved teacher of the month arrested
for dangling student over balcony – I thought Mr. Frank throwing chalk was bad.
Lost Cow Found Months Later With A
Herd Of Bison – No
comment, but when I look at the picture I can’t stop laughing.
Teacher singled out black students,
stepped on them during slavery lesson – The school is bringing in a substitute for the St.
Valentine’s Day Massacre lesson.
Man caught masturbating in Burger
King – He was
arrested; apparently you can’t have everything your way.And, no, he was not from Florida.
Ancient tools found in India – Archeologists were shocked to find a
10000-year-old Patel Head screwdriver.
THIS WEEKS HEADLINE THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO GO GRRRR:
Larry Nassar's Attorney: 'A Huge Part
of Me' Doubts Every Accuser Was Abused – 256 girls with nothing to gain claimed they were
abused, plus Nassar just looks like a weasel, so Mr. Attorney you get this week’s
FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK:
Jeopardy!' football clues stump contestants – Only because I swept the
category and these geniuses were like me when the category is “Insects of
Lithuania”.Yeah, that makes me feel
Alec Trebek generally
annoys me, but he is brilliant here.