THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Sunday, February 11, 2018
STUPID HEADLINES 021118
STUPID HEADLINES 021118
it is time again for
Not sure passing means they did or they didn't
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes
McDonald's french fries contain
chemical that may cure baldness – Do you want fries with that shampoo?
Canada's Trudeau corrects woman for
using 'mankind' at town hall – I guess gender neutrality is very important, but how about
manners, I think he was rude!
Texas middle school student drives
school bus to safety after driver has medical emergency – This kid, 14, is a hero for sure, but
he is from Texas, so he’s been driving for at least eight years.
Girl Scout sells 312 boxes of cookies
in six hours outside pot dispensary – Location, location, location!
Ancient virus could be responsible
for human ability to think – Crap! I think my ancient family got vaccinated.
Pyeongchang will set a Winter
Olympics record for most free condoms – Athletes asked for Athletic Protectors, not sure they meant
Pelosi-buster: House Democratic
leader speaks for record 8 straight hours demanding immigration vote – Love her or hate her, you have to
give credit for a 76-year-old woman who birthed five children to stand for 8
hours without taking a bathroom break…and on 4 inch heals!
Florida boy gets trapped inside
arcade claw machine – I love Florida, I really do, but dang, so many wacky stories I see come
from Florida, apparently, they start them young.
Australian lawmakers debate banning
sex with staff members – Does this mean those who report to them, or does it refer to
13-year-old self asked.)
Justin Timberlake: My son 'will never
play football' – Crap,
did the Giants just waste another draft choice?
Man steals car, then calls owner for
help starting it, police say – The shed has sharper tools.
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
Two Dogs Begged To Be Let Outside At
4:30 AM And Saved A Woman From Freezing To Death – When is the last time a cat saved anyone’s