A Cranky Super Saturday
Prediction
For
CRANKY OPINION SATURDAY
The following prediction and analysis
is from a cranky old man with little expertise and a horrible record of
predictions on the topic opined.
Opposing predictions are welcome and probably spot on. As always, please, no name calling and that
means you, you big stupid-head.
For the last
few years I have offered my opinion and prediction on the Super Bowl. I don’t even know my percentage of winning
predictions and I am too lazy to go back and check (I’m pretty sure I have been wrong
every year). I suspect it is not very good, but that will
not stop me from analysis and a prediction this year.
This year I
predict a Philadelphia Eagle win: 27-21.
This prediction
is based on three personal reasons.
First; I
hate all teams Boston. It has nothing to
do with Boston, a great town, let’s just say it is personal and leave it at
that.
The second
reason is my youngest son has always been an Eagle fan because he got into
football when the Eagles last went to the Super Bowl.
Third, even
though I am a New York fan and we are supposed to hate Philly teams, Philly is
just down the pike from me and my family has roots in Philadelphia.
Now you may
be saying, “But Cranky, none of those reasons
have anything to do with the basics of the upcoming game, they are all
emotional reasons.”
Yes, that is
true. You may not want to place a bet on
my opinion.
On to my
expert analysis. Here is how to beat the
Pat’s, perhaps the greatest football team in NFL history (OK, not perhaps…sheesh, you Boston
fans).
It is pretty
simple.
Two things:
Number one
is to stop the Pat’s passing game. The
Eagles need to sack and pressure Brady.
Brady is probably the greatest NFL QB ever (OK, not perhaps…damn!) and he has excellent receivers. If he is pressured and sacked he is only
pretty good. This plan, to pressure and
sack Brady is nothing new, it is plan number one for every team in every NFL
game ever played…pressure the QB.
What makes
me think the Eagles will be able to pressure Brady? Number 91.
I don’t know the Eagle players, I have only watched the last two playoff
games, but number 91 is a force to be reckoned with! He is
big, he is strong and he is really fast and athletic. He may not make a lot of sacks, but he will
apply pressure and it will take two people to clock him allowing other players to get to the Pat’s QB. Number 91 will also snuff the Patriots
running game. This man is a one man
wrecking crew.
Number two
is to control the ball on offense. Long
scoring drives will keep Brady off the field, and he can not pass worth a crap
on the sideline. The key to this for the
Eagles, is number 87, the tight end. This
guy is huge and has great hands. If the
Eagles can convert on third downs they will control the ball and keep Brady on
the sideline. Number 87 is the guy to
make those crucial third down plays.
That’s it! Simple, stop Brady by sacks and pressure. Leave that job to number 91.
Keep the
Pat’s offense off the field by controlling the ball and converting on third
down. Leave that job to number 87.
Oh yeah,
also no turnovers, good tackling, blocking, pass protection and tight coverage
of the Patriot receivers…In other words to win, the Eagles have to be almost
perfect, the Patriots just need to be a little off their game. Number 91 and 87 will be the guys to watch.
Fly Eagles
Fly!
The following was the opinion of a
cranky old man and not necessarily that of management, Mrs. Cranky, who could
not give one rat’s behind about this or any other football game.
I'm a football idiot. I know nothing and didn't even know who was playing. However, I did notice all the stores have stocked up on snack food. We're having a snowstorm here on Sunday so I hope there's some food left in the stores tomorrow since everyone seems to think they won't be able to get out and buy a loaf of bread. Anyway, football or not, I'm always up for a reason to buy some good junk food. Hope your team prediction is a winner!
ReplyDeleteI also didn't know who was playing and will probably be shoveling snow tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteCan't guess why you aren't an NFL coach, Joe Hagy! Go Eagles...
ReplyDeleteI won't be watching but I hope you're right. Just because it's what you predict.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and weekend. ☺
I predict there will be a winner and a loser, someone will get hurt (I hope not badly), lots of fattening food will be eaten and tomorrow, regardless of the outcome, the sun will still shine.
ReplyDeleteWe're Redskins fans so since Philly is closer than Boston (I think) we'll hope your prediction comes true. I want to see the commercials. However the Clydesdales aren't going to be a part of it so I'm sure I will be disappointed. I really want to see the Puppy Bowl.
ReplyDeleteFrom your keyboard to God's ear. Pretty sure even He watches on Sunday. I have not liked the Patriots since the snow plow game in 82 against my Dolphins. Yep, I can hold a grudge if need be:) Go Eagles.
ReplyDeleteI'm all with Mrs. C on this one.
ReplyDeleteMy MN family and friends, think this is a big deal. I really am not into it.
ReplyDeleteAll i tell everyone is that i have no skin in this game, so i hope your team prevails.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that I'm making special snacks. I used to follow football, and enter the weekly contest in our local paper that involved select high school, college, and pro games. Won it twice, a $100 prize each time. Then I had kids, and couldn't give it the time. I hope your prediction is on the mark.
ReplyDeleteSo...who won?
ReplyDelete:-p