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Sunday, December 24, 2017

STUPID HEADLINES 122417

STUPID HEADLINES 122417
It’s time again for
Oh those sneaky unscrupulous Chinese! 
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
 This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Surgeon admits to burning initials into patients' livers during operations – Surgeon, John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smidt, initially denied the initials JJJHS were his.
An airline lounge denied this woman access because she was wearing Uggs – I was denied because they told me I was Ugg!
Abominable Snowman arrested in Oregon for drunk driving – Or was the arresting officer the one who had a few too many?
Tennessee woman gives birth to baby who was frozen as embryo for 24 years – Newborn is eligible to vote, drink and drive before she can crawl.
Indiana hotel reportedly charges woman $350 for bad review – I wouldn’t pay a hotel anything for a good review, never mind a bad review!
Rosie O'Donnell Offers $2 Million to GOP Senators to Vote Against Tax Bill – I wonder how many laws this breaks that will never be charged…campaign finance? Bribing a public official? Anyone…Bueller…Bueller.
Caif. city declares war on 'racist' trees – White Birch privilege?
American Airlines flight diverts to Denver after bathrooms get clogged – Talk about your crappy flights!
Sea turtle found entangled in cocaine bales worth $53M – I love sea turtles as much as the next person, but $53 million?  I don’t think so.
MLB legend Darryl Strawberry reveals he had sex during Mets games – Now batting, number 18 Darryl Strawberry…Darryl Strawberry…Strawberry…number 18…ah…has anyone seen Strawberry?
UC Berkeley regent asked actress if he could hold her breasts – At least he asked for permission!
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK:
Toddler interrupts wrestling match to 'save' older sister – This is classic…love it.
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Come back again next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
I almost forgot…MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

12 comments:

  1. "Rosie O'Donnell Offers $2 Million..." Lock her up! Lock her up! Now THAT would be a great Christmas present!

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  2. I saw the story of the Tennessee woman with her baby which was frozen as an embryo on our news, the embryo itself is only eighteen months younger than the mom...She is actually a cute kid.

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  3. Saw the Strawberry interview. It is around 2.5 minutes between innings. Figuring in travel time--someone got gypped.

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  4. • ★ Merry ★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
    •。★ Christmas 。* 。
    ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚
    ˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛
    ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚| 田田 |門| ˚And a Happy New Year
    * Joy to all! ♫•*¨* Peace on Earth ♪♫•*¨*

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    1. Let me just say that this is amazing. . .

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  5. Well, they say the difference between doctors and the Good Lord is that He doesn't think He's a doctor.

    Lovely story about that toddler!

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  6. OK, so now I'm wondering what makes a tree racist. . .

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  7. That wrestling segment is adorable!!

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  8. Thanks for a year's worth of funny headlines. Take care and I hope you have a very Merry Christmas.

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  9. Your sophomoric comments are extraordinary this week!

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  10. the first one haha...chinese are so funny ,why did not they thought about space

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