This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Sunday, December 10, 2017
Stupid Headlines 121017
Stupid Headlines 121017
Miss Russia contestant mocked on Instagram over size of her feet – I suspect those mocking her are flat hand clappers.
Not that there is anything wrong with that!
Sign language interpreter delivered gibberish, confusion at Tampa serial killer news conference – This is not funny, and yet I laughed…I am a bad person. It made me think of the SNL routine where Garrett Morris would yell the headlines for the hard of hearing.
Michigan candidate suggests ending harassment by voting for someone 'who doesn't have a penis' – If that requires photo confirmation, I’m against it!
Oklahoma police release body cam footage of former state senator caught with underage male – Please be a Democrat, please be a Democrat…CRAP!
Guy takes date for romantic dinner, steals her credit card and laptop – Other than that, he was a complete gentleman.
Washington man tells police Trump told him to fight 'lizard people' – That Trump; now he is an Anti-lizardite.
Outrage as Philly pushes through ban on bulletproof glass in crime-plagued neighborhood shops – I think it is the only fair thing, thieves are at a disadvantage in a stick-up if they can’t shoot the clerks.
New Jersey ice cream shop accused of sexism over cow derriere logo – The shops name is “Dairy Aire” the logo is a cartoon cow with a naked ass. The complaint was the logo is too sexy. IT IS A CARTOON, IT IS A COW. The store is “Dairy Aire” it is a joke. Have these people every seen Betty Boop? Now THAT is sexy!
McDonald's employee wearing antlers reportedly suspended for head-butting customer over nuggets – You order from the dollar menu, and you get a buck.
'Obese' squirrel caught stealing candy from New Jersey house – Squirrel was later found in the Passaic River wearing concrete boots.
245-million-year old fossil looks like Darth Vader, scientists say – And a baby fossil nearby looks just like Mark Hamill.
And The FEEL-GOOD Story of the week:
Carjacker pulled his gun on three brothers, cops say. But it wasn’t his gun for long. – I don’t advocate violence, but a dickwad getting a well-deserved ass whipping does make me feel good…is that wrong?
Come back again next week for more
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