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Monday, December 4, 2017

WHY MEN CAN’T DO ANYTHONG RITE

WHY MEN CAN’T DO ANYTHONG RITE
 This re-run is from November 2012

Women always complain that their man cannot do anything around the house correctly. They complain that sex we can’t follow simple erections and sex our minds seem to wander.

The problem that sex men have in doing menial chores or in finding things is that we have other more sex important thongs on our minds sex. 

Waxing the floor makes us think of waxing legs which sex makes us think of other flings.

When we do the wash, folding those delicates sex makes our minds reel.

When we vacuum the floors with that humming sucking machine, sex  somehow our minds wander.

Helping out in the kitchen does help with a man’s concentration.  For some reason chopping up carrots and celery takes our minds off other generally more pressing subjects; and then you ask if we want tossed salad sex?

“Joe…take out the garbage.” Garbage? Junk? sex I’m just saying.

“Honey…will you turn up the heat?” Turn up the sex heat? HELLO!

“The car is really dirty; will you please hose it off?” Hose it off…you’re killing me!

“Don’t forget to turn on the dishwasher.” Come on!  Who is the dishwasher? Turn on? sex That is not even the least bit subtle!

Just this week Mrs. C asked me to go in the tool sex box sex and get the Phillips head sex screw sex driver sex to tighten sex up the door knob sex.

How can you expect a man to do anything right when women obviously have a one track mind?

11 comments:

  1. Now I know why men can't do anything....lol.

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  2. Well I must say I have a much better understanding of some minds on this planet.

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  3. Bless your little hearts. That you get anything done is a miracle.

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  4. Ha! Such a fun post. Thanks for sharing.

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  5. Men do have a one track mind. You just proved it with this post.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  6. It's the reason we're all here!

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  7. What was that? I had a hard time following .....

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  8. Oh, no. The last thing I asked Hick to do was clean out some animal poop in the garage. I don't even want to know what he was thinking!

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  9. you mean to say that all men have gutter fixed in their head ?

    no not all Joe many of them are normal just like you

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