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Sunday, December 3, 2017

Stupid Headlines 120317

Stupid Headlines 120317
It’s time again for
That is asinine!
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Hunter shoots pickup truck after mistaking it for a deer – In his defense it was a Dodge Ram.
Ten congressional Democrats want lenient treatment for young terrorists who murder Israelis – Somehow this strikes me as being Anti-Semitic.
Man reunited with car 20 years after forgetting where he parked – The good news is he found the car, the bad news is he owes $468,145 on 7500 tickets.
Camel found wandering around central Oregon – It was captured, but animal control had to walk a mile for the camel.
More than 100 reindeer dead in Norway after getting hit by freight train – Why don’t they just fly off the tracks?
Poor Americans would lose billions under Senate GOP tax bill – Well if some Americans had billions to lose they can’t really be poor, so I guess this means all of us “poor” Americans*.
Inmate with skull-face tattoo escapes California work crew – Be on the lookout for the Inmate who is described as about 5’9” medium build and with dirty blonde hair.  He was last seen in a bright orange jump suit.
Oh yeah, and he has a tattoo.
Jim Beam's smart decanter will pour you a shot when you ask – Because sometimes you’re just too fried to pour one yourself.
Kate Middleton borrows necklace from the queen – Elton wants it back next week.
Amnesty decries 'gruesome' torture tool find at Paris fair – A tape of “Barney” singing that “I Love You” song in an endless loop…BRUTAL!

Number of Matt Lauer’s alleged victims climb as NBC executives insist they knew nothing - Head of NBC news division, Mr. S. Schultz insists, "I knew nothing!"


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The Feel-good story of the week:
Superstar Rod Stewart Hears Street Performer Play His Song, Grabs Mic & Starts to Sing – So many dickweed entertainers today, Rod Stewart is not one of them!
*If any asshat chooses to turn this into a political commentary it will be deleted so save your breath…Thank you…sheesh!  Known troll’s comments are automatically deleted without reading or editing...go away!
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Come back again next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

11 comments:

  1. There's another reason not to get a tattoo, it's one more way they can positively identify you.

    That Mr. Stewart story is heartwarming.

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  2. I think I'll climb into my car and go looking for that lost Oregon camel.

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  3. Good old Rod Stewart....he's getting older AND better.

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  4. I love the descriptions of the escaped inmate. That's about the way it goes anymore.

    I linked this post to Silly Sunday. Only going to do this week and next and then no more Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  5. The escaped inmate didn't think that tat out too well. Loved the Rod Stewart video. He made that man's year.

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  6. That camel needs to beware of the truck-shooter!

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  7. Hi!! My name is fishducky & I'm an asshat...

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  8. Hope the tatoo man doesn't watch the infomercial on the makeup that can hide anything. I bet when he was little he was one of those kids who got hold of permanent markers. I never go into our woods even though we don't allow hunting up there. People don't read signs and I know I look more like a deer than a truck. (hopefully anyway)

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  9. "Inventor killed by electric bum wiper" I wonder if he was kin to the guy who invented the bathtub toaster oven?

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  10. You gotta love Rod Stewart, that was a very cool thing for him to do.

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