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It’s time again for
That is asinine!
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Hunter shoots pickup truck after
mistaking it for a deer – In his defense it was a Dodge Ram.
Ten congressional Democrats want
lenient treatment for young terrorists who murder Israelis – Somehow this strikes me as being Anti-Semitic.
Man reunited with car 20 years after
forgetting where he parked – The good news is he found the car, the bad news is he owes
$468,145 on 7500 tickets.
Camel found wandering around central
Oregon – It was
captured, but animal control had to walk a mile for the camel.
More than 100 reindeer dead in Norway
after getting hit by freight train – Why don’t they just fly off the tracks?
Poor Americans would lose billions
under Senate GOP tax bill – Well if some Americans had billions to lose they can’t really
be poor, so I guess this means all of us “poor” Americans*.
Inmate with skull-face tattoo escapes
California work crew – Be on the lookout for the Inmate who is described as about 5’9” medium build and
with dirty blonde hair. He was last seen
in a bright orange jump suit.
Oh yeah, and he has a tattoo.
Jim Beam's smart decanter will pour
you a shot when you ask – Because sometimes you’re just too fried to pour one yourself.
Kate Middleton borrows necklace from
the queen – Elton
wants it back next week.
Amnesty decries 'gruesome' torture
tool find at Paris fair – A tape of “Barney” singing that “I Love You” song in an endless loop…BRUTAL!
Number of Matt Lauer’s alleged victims climb as NBC executives insist they knew nothing - Head of NBC news division, Mr. S. Schultz insists, "I knew nothing!"
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The Feel-good story of
the week:
Superstar Rod Stewart Hears Street
Performer Play His Song, Grabs Mic & Starts to Sing – So many dickweed entertainers today,
Rod Stewart is not one of them!
*If any asshat
chooses to turn this into a political commentary it will be deleted so save
your breath…Thank you…sheesh! Known
troll’s comments are automatically deleted without reading or editing...go
away!
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
There's another reason not to get a tattoo, it's one more way they can positively identify you.
ReplyDeleteThat Mr. Stewart story is heartwarming.
I think I'll climb into my car and go looking for that lost Oregon camel.
ReplyDeleteGood old Rod Stewart....he's getting older AND better.
ReplyDeleteI love the descriptions of the escaped inmate. That's about the way it goes anymore.
ReplyDeleteI linked this post to Silly Sunday. Only going to do this week and next and then no more Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
The escaped inmate didn't think that tat out too well. Loved the Rod Stewart video. He made that man's year.
ReplyDeleteThat camel needs to beware of the truck-shooter!
ReplyDeleteHi!! My name is fishducky & I'm an asshat...
ReplyDeleteHope the tatoo man doesn't watch the infomercial on the makeup that can hide anything. I bet when he was little he was one of those kids who got hold of permanent markers. I never go into our woods even though we don't allow hunting up there. People don't read signs and I know I look more like a deer than a truck. (hopefully anyway)
ReplyDelete"Inventor killed by electric bum wiper" I wonder if he was kin to the guy who invented the bathtub toaster oven?
ReplyDeleteI want that smart decanter!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta love Rod Stewart, that was a very cool thing for him to do.
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