STUPID HEADLINES 101815
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Homemade bomb found on California golf course – Club members just assumed it was a clock made by greens keeper Mohamed Hasseem Da Boma and didn’t say anything.
DUI Suspect Claimed Dog Was Driving Car – Like letting your dog drive the car is not just as bad as drunk driving.
Woman's Eye Sealed Shut After Friend Mistakes Glue For Eye Drops – I’m pretty sure that should read EX-friend.
Doctors Sew Elderly Man’s Hand Inside Stomach to Save Fingers – Good luck ever using them again!
Man Calls 911 Saying Girlfriend Won't Have Sex With Him – “Car 54 head to 101 Wichita for a zero-six-niner; no sex in progress.”
Playboy will stop publishing nude photos of women, report says – I only read the articles anyway.
Tom Brady Calls Coca-Cola ‘Poison’ – Poison? That’s ridiculous! Just because it is basically sugar water and the sugar content is addicting and is a leading cause of obesity and diabetes, I wouldn’t call it poison. I would just call it shit that is really, really bad for you; kind of like cigarettes.
Shoppers stunned after porn plays over intercom at Target – Not porn, Pornay’.
Southern California storm causes mudslides and floods, closes part of Interstate 5 -
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'Gold Rush' star Todd Hoffman worried about his son being on TV, turning into Miley Cyrus – Now there is an episode whose ratings will be through the roof!
Lucky Charms is going 100% marshmallow- They’re magically unhealthy!
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