STUPID HEADLINES 101815
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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Homemade bomb found on California golf course – Club
members just assumed it was a clock made by greens keeper Mohamed Hasseem Da
Boma and didn’t say anything.
DUI Suspect Claimed Dog Was
Driving Car – Like letting your dog drive
the car is not just as bad as drunk driving.
Woman's Eye Sealed Shut After
Friend Mistakes Glue For Eye Drops – I’m
pretty sure that should read EX-friend.
Doctors Sew Elderly Man’s Hand
Inside Stomach to Save Fingers – Good luck ever using them again!
Man Calls 911 Saying Girlfriend
Won't Have Sex With Him – “Car 54 head to 101 Wichita for a zero-six-niner; no sex in progress.”
Playboy will stop publishing nude photos of women, report says – I
only read the articles anyway.
Tom Brady Calls Coca-Cola ‘Poison’ – Poison?
That’s ridiculous! Just because it is basically sugar water and the sugar
content is addicting and is a leading cause of obesity and diabetes, I wouldn’t
call it poison. I would just call it
shit that is really, really bad for you; kind of like cigarettes.
Shoppers stunned after porn plays over intercom at Target – Not
porn, Pornay’.
Southern California storm causes mudslides and floods, closes part of
Interstate 5 -
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'Gold Rush' star Todd Hoffman worried about his son being on TV,
turning into Miley Cyrus – Now there is an episode whose ratings will be
through the roof!
Lucky Charms is going 100%
marshmallow- They’re magically unhealthy!
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I try to eat healthy, and I don't drink Coke ever. EVER. But I swear, if Lucky Charms ever went all marshmallow...well, I fear that would be the end of me.
ReplyDeletecoke and lucky charms...if you tried them together, i think you'd od.
ReplyDelete"Homemade bomb found on California golf course" Jeez.....Tiger Wood's ex really holds a grudge, doesn't she?
ReplyDeleteThe world has gone mad. Totally gone mad.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday because well these headlines are silly.
Have a terrific Silly Sunday. ☺
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ReplyDeleteThis one: "DUI Suspect Claimed Dog Was Driving Car" can't be true because even a drunk would know that the dog would never go along with the story.
DeleteThere is no fake headline.
DeleteSnort snort. These are funny bubba.
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Again--please put a fake headline back in!!
ReplyDeleteI've never eaten Lucky Charms and doubt I'd like all marshmallows anyway.
ReplyDeleteSigh, these folks have just all tumbled off the cliff of good sense haven't they? At least we get to laugh and feel good about our selves in comparison.
ReplyDeleteWe had a kid get his eye sealed shut with super glue this week at school. Didn't make the headlines, though. A girl put her fake fingernail back on, (as told to me by the kids), and flicked the glue off her finger, and it hit that kid right on the eyelashes. I was told not to count him absent (by the office), because he was on his way to the hospital.
ReplyDeleteNo homemade clocks, though!
DUI Doggy is fake.
ReplyDeleteThere is no fake headline.
DeleteUgh...I really, really wish some of these were fake! I had to laugh out loud at the Playboy story.
ReplyDeleteI work in a hospital and we had a similar experience. The patient, a hospital.employee, fell in the parking lot right outside the emergency room. They had to wait for the squad to come to transport them inside. We all just shook our heads going "what the what?" I actually assisted in surgery on an operation that sewed a patient's finger to his abdomen. It's a treatment for skin grafting. The headlines about just marshmallows in Lucky Charms made me smile...that's going gluten free to the max!
ReplyDeleteSay it ain't so! Lucky Charms ALL marshmallows? That's too much sweet even for me. Might as well have a bowl of candy corn. Good grief!
ReplyDeleteas always - LOL
ReplyDeleteyour add ons are funnier than the headlines!