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Sunday, October 25, 2015


STUPID (but no fake) HEADLINES 102515

It is time again for
I'll bet they find the last place they look

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  As in previous weeks, there is no fake headline contest!


Overdue books returned to Portland library, 52 years later – Local artist claims “I just forgot” is now looking for donations to help pay the 53,692.88 fine.

Aer Lingus Passenger Flips Out, Bites Fellow Passenger, DiesCan Aer Lingus be held responsible? (I don’t know what that means; I just like saying Can Aer Lingus)

Kerry calls for end to 'senseless' violence in Israel – Well, that should end the problem…why haven’t we thought of this before?

Detroit pastor shoots, kills hammer-wielding church intruder – Rock beats scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cut paper, gun beats hammer… and just about anything.

2 shot during Old West gunfight re-enactment in Tombstone – Sometimes that realism thing goes too far.  This would be one of those times.

Ohio delays executions until 2017 over lack of lethal drugs – They could just give them some Viagra, some cocaine, and send them to a Nevada whore house. (Actually I am against capital punishment…I might be in favor of whore houses though.)

Study says saliva test can accurately predict whether you're gay – Test shows that if you swap it with another man, you are probably gay.

Hunter shoots two moose -- then realizes they're in a zoo – You would think the big sign with the Z O O letters would have given him a clue…you would think wrong.

Did Mike Ditka Fart During Monday Night Countdown?- “Da’  bear pass Da’ Gas?”

British man removes ears in quest to look more like pet parrots – NO NO!  I wanted to ‘ear like my parrot, not two ears like my parrot! DAMN!” Good thing he didn’t ask for a cock knee accent.

Officer accused of biting man's testicle off the force – What were the man’s testicles doing on the force?

J.K. Rowling Reveals How Voldemort is Supposed to Be Pronounced and Blows Our Muggle Minds – Surprisingly enough, the correct pronunciation is Whodafucares.


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Where there is no fake headline contest


  1. "Aer Lingus Passenger Flips Out, Bites Fellow Passenger, Dies"

    Was this a Donner Party family reunion flight?

    So I'm thinking if the guy had just flipped OFF his fellow passenger, then LICKED him, this could have had a much better ending.

  2. Yes, the headlines are stupid, but your rebuttals are HILARIOUS!

  3. once again, proof that truth is stranger than fiction.

  4. Yes, who cares how Voldemort is pronounced? Great rebuttals.

  5. USA Today had a stupid headline today......something about High Schoolers Are Tired and Bored.

  6. Bwahahahahahahahaha. The world has gone over the edge hasn't. Love your rebuttals.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday too.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  7. Saliva test sounds suspect. (My answer.)
    I care about Voldemort. Dweeb, I am.

  8. As Val would say, I love your rebuttals (ha ha I said BUTT!)

    1. And Joe said TESTICLES! My 13-year-old self is snorting with glee!

  9. Biting man's testicle??? Ouch...that would hurt! (I think)

  10. Your stupider sophomoric comments are outstanding this week!

    #1) I wonder if that book was Tropic of Cancer?

    #2) Heh, heh! Kind of like that SNL bit with Christopher Walken as Colonel Angus.

  11. Some funny headlines. I'm now curious if the earless man had a beak implant