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Sunday, October 4, 2015

STUPID HEADLINES 100415


STUPID HEADLINES 100415
It is time again for
I think there is an editor out a job
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY


This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  As in previous weeks, There is no fake headline contest!

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Michigan motorist sets car, gas pump on fire trying to kill spider with cigarette lighter – Maybe should have just squished it. (Was this you Stephen?)

Florida woman accused of 'riding' on sea turtle – She was in a hurry to get to her procrastinator’s meeting. (I don’t know what that means either)*


College student ‘murdered’ in 1984 found living in GermanyPolice now think the murderer’s confession may not have been accurate.  (Can you say coerced?)

The Unusual Interview Question the President Of Overstock Asks Every Job Candidate - "If you were an animal, which animal would you be?"**

Woman becomes grandmother at age 29 – And I thought Dougie Howser was ahead of his time!

Australian women can get abortions via phone call – But only if they got pregnant from a toilet seat.

Tokyo recommends 5 additional sports for 2020 Olympics – Sumo wrestling, Sushi rolling, jujutsu, bowing and dueling with Samurai swords.

Rhonda Rousey Can’t Beat Up a Man – Probably not, unless one gets in the same ring with her, then they would get an ass whipping.

Brazilian Ref Pulls Gun During Match – First offense is a yellow card, second offence is a red card and suspension…you really don’t want a third offence in Brazil.

Matthew McConaughey's brother gets year supply of beer for naming son Miller Lyte – Damn, I wanted to name Spencer “Rolls Royce.”

Hillary Clinton speaks out against Pumpkin Spice Lattes – I always suspected she was an anti-pumpkinite.***

Naked man turns himself into a haybale – “If he only had a brain!”

*That one is for you Pixel
** No, really, that is the question
***And one just for Val

Come back next week for more:


STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

11 comments:

  1. I saw the story about the idiot who tried to kill a spider by setting a gas pump on fire. Hard to believe there are people like that walking among us. But then I wouldn't want people knowing some of the stupid things I've done...or do I?

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    1. To see some of the many stupid things Stephen has done, visit

      http://thechubbychatterbox.blogspot.com

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  2. Those Brazilian refs are lethal. Yikes.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. Riding on sea turtles seems safe enough to me!

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  4. I knew you could get pregnant from a toilet seat:)) Mary Lou in the 6th grade was right.

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  5. You mean all of these weirdos are real?

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  6. Ha! I knew the turtle story was for me before I even got to the asterisk!

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  7. I knew TOO! That the special anti-pumpkinite was MINE!

    Oh, and I misread the proposed Tokyo Olympic events, and wondered if the Japanese excel at BOWLING!

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  8. Thanks Joeh for the laughs! Stupid people doing stupid things. No shortage of it anywhere.

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  9. Our newspaper ran an obit once that read - Mr. Jones, prominent businessman assed away Sunday. Widow was an unbelievably good sport about it.

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  10. At first I missed the contests. Now I like the feeling of being able to relax while I laugh at these (especially your add-ons) without the rise of that ages old Catholic school "gotta get em all right and be the first to turn em in" anxiety!

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