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Sunday, October 11, 2015
STUPID HEADLINES 101115
STUPID HEADLINES 101115
is time again for
Nothing stops these people!
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider,
sometimes sophomoric comments.As in
previous weeks, There is no
fake headline contest!
California wildfire evacuees return to looted homes – Another
example of why people suck.
Lawsuit Claims Man’s Flatulence Prompted
Firing* – Laid off for laying off.
French Ministry hosts dwarf fashion show – The
show’s short intermission was really a short intermission.
Woman prepares for 5-year
walking trip from Argentina to Alaska– This is news?Wait till she makes it, then it will be news…Hell, I’m preparing to play
guitar at Carnegie Hall.
Virginia teacher put on leave for saying N-word during class – So
if you are in high school and don’t know what the N-word is, don’t bother to
ask your teacher what is the N-word because she is not allowed to tell you
because to tell you she would actually have to say the N-word.To me this story is really a B-word, D-word
Florida Senate candidate sacrificed goat, drank blood – OhThank
God he is not a Republican! He’s Libertarian and they’re not too happywith
him either. (What is it about Florida Pixel?)
Billionaire CEO says he'll
leave the country if Trump is elected – I voted for Bush because of all the a-holes who
promised to leave if he won and they still stayed…I won’t be fooled again!
Harvard's prestigious debate team loses to NY inmates – Harvard
team had no response to the NY Inmates assertion that “If you don’t shut the
fuck up we will fuck you up!”
Saudi woman could face jail time for posting video of cheating husband
– Apparently in Saudi Arabia it is OK to sexually
abuse the maid…can a wife video the abuse?Not so much.More importantly, I
would like to ask all our Republican Presidential candidates, “Can a man who
sexually abuses the maid be President?”
Train to breathe like a pro athlete – So instead of going chugga
chugga choo choo it will go huff huff puff puff?
Scientists unable to explain rock formation on Mars that appears to say
“TRUMP”- Ok, that
one is fake, but they are seeing everything else on this Planet.
Russian cruise missiles intended for targets in Syria hit Iran instead
– Does anyone else hear Bob Uecker’s “Juusst a little
outside” in their head? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wc9JvTXGc *Thanks Frat brother Marty.