The way things are IV
Months ago I posted ten corollaries to Murphy’s Law. http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-way-things-are.html As I expected, many of my readers had some suggestions that had not crossed my mind. I posted a second list http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-way-things-are-ii_14.html . Then came TWTA III http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2015/02/the-way-things-are-iii.html
This is my fourth “The way things are” post. That is why the IV. Several of these are suggestions from readers following TWTA III.
Why is it that the passenger-side windshield wiper and the passenger-side spray thingee for the windshield washer fluid always perform superbly and without flaw; whereas the driver-side wiper always leaves horrible streaks and the spray thingee always manages to be plugged with a few minute ice crystals; even after the vehicle owner-operator has paid particular attention to cleaning that little sum-bitch thoroughly? Old AF Sarge (Longest sentence ever Sarge) http://oldafsarge.blogspot.com/
I couldn't turn the hot tap off!!!Then I turned it the other way ... I should have been an engineer or something- Sarah http://peopledonteatenoughfudge.blogspot.com/
The Pesky fly always leaves as soon as you find the swatter. River http://river-driftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/
It will not rain until you wash the car.
If you are carrying groceries on one arm, your keys will be in the other pocket. – Catalyst/Taylor http://oddballobservations.blogspot.com/
You never need a flashlight until the batteries are dead.
It only snows really hard when you need to go some place.
The shortest line to the cashier at the grocery store will take the longest unless you are not in it. - Pixel Peepers http://my-couch-corner.blogspot.com/
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…unless it just fucks you up really bad!
If you really have to be somewhere on time, and you are cutting it close, you will catch every traffic light red.
That’s all I’ve got for now…hey, it’s a post!
my husband has his version of that saying, too: whatever doesn't kill you just pisses you off! :)ReplyDelete
i enjoyed this post, cranky!
THE TRUTH VERSUS DOCTRINAL POSITIONS BY STEVE FINNELLReplyDelete
When the truth opposes doctrinal positions, men reject the truth. If Scripture is contrary to long held denominational teaching most men either reject Scripture outright or explain it away. God's truth, found in the Bible, is the first casualty of denominational rules for faith and practice.
God's Truth: 1 Corinthians 13:8-13 Love never fails; but if there are gifts of prophecy, they will be done away; it there are tongues, they will cease; if there is knowledge, it will be done away.........13 But now faith, hope, love, abide these three; but the greatest of these is love. (NASB)
Opposite of God's Truth: Gifts of prophecy have not been done away with. Tongues have not ceased. Knowledge that is God's revelation to men has not been done away with. Faith, hope, love, tongues, prophecy, and special knowledge from God, these six abide with us today.
God's Truth: Mark 16:16 He who has believed and has been baptized shall be saved; but he who has disbelieved shall be condemned.(NASB)
Opposite of God's Truth: He who has believed is saved immediately. Water baptism has nothing to do with being saved. Besides that, Mark 16:16 should not be included the Bible away; because it is not included in some manuscripts. You really cannot trust God to give mankind an accurate translation of the Bible.
God's Truth: Acts 10:25-26 When Peter entered, Cornelius met him, and fell at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter raised him up, saying, "Stand up; I too am just a man."(NASB)
Opposite of God's Truth: The apostle Peter should have permitted Cornelius to worship him; because the apostle Peter was the first Catholic pope. Cornelius should have kissed Peter's ring and feet. Cornelius was correct, he should have treated Peter with awe, reverence. adoration, and veneration. Peter was the first Holy Father on earth and deserved to be worshipped.
God's Truth: Revelation 3:1-6 "To the angel of the church in Sardis write:..........5 He who overcomes will thus be clothed in white garments; and I will not erase his name from the book of life....(NASB)
Opposite of God's Truth: Jesus was not talking to Christians. Christians are once saved always saved, there is no possibility of having their names erased from the book of life.
The first casualty of God's truth is man's opinion.
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How about......the printer always runs out of ink in the middle of printing your tax documents. We've also had the electricity go out while doing taxes on the computer.ReplyDelete
Murphy's Law sucks. Big time. I love all these and have had most of them happen to me and some more than once.ReplyDelete
Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺
That is so true about the shortest line in the grocery store and running late and catching every red light. I just kind of laugh about it now when both happen to me.ReplyDelete
Yup, at times I think the world is just one big conspiracy against me. ;)ReplyDelete
"All the important stuff (the air conditioning, car battery, refrigerator, toilet, etc) only breaks at 5 o'clock on a Friday afternoon."
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires technology.ReplyDelete
Love Murphey's Laws and corollaries.
The day you have to go back to school and set up your summer-dismantled electronic devices, then do weekly grocery shopping, then take The Pony to an appointment, necessitating several trips in and out your gravel road...is the day the county road department will choose to install a 30-foot pipe where that gravel road meets the county road.ReplyDelete
I like: A bird in the hand---is messy!ReplyDelete
Cranky, I enjoy these so much you really ought to make them a regular feature!ReplyDelete
It is so true about red lights. Same thing with flash lights. It is like some one is not on your side.ReplyDelete
Hey, that's me up there! Thank you.ReplyDelete
When you're waiting at a bus stop to go anywhere, the bus on the other side of the road, going in the opposite direction, ALWAYS arrives before the one you are waiting for.
When you are flying to Milwaukee, your baggage ends up in Muskegon.ReplyDelete
Now ya went and did it. I missed the first three posts, so I had to go back and read them, too. (Good stuff!)ReplyDelete
Oh, and by the way, Murphy was an optimist.
I could add to these lists.ReplyDelete