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Thursday, August 6, 2015
The way things are IV
The way things are IV
Months ago I posted ten corollaries to Murphy’s Law. http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-way-things-are.html As I expected, many of my readers had some suggestions that had not crossed my mind. I posted a second list http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-way-things-are-ii_14.html . Then came TWTA III http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2015/02/the-way-things-are-iii.html
This is my fourth “The way things are” post. That is why the IV. Several of these are suggestions from readers following TWTA III.
Why is it that the passenger-side windshield wiper and the passenger-side spray thingee for the windshield washer fluid always perform superbly and without flaw; whereas the driver-side wiper always leaves horrible streaks and the spray thingee always manages to be plugged with a few minute ice crystals; even after the vehicle owner-operator has paid particular attention to cleaning that little sum-bitch thoroughly? Old AF Sarge (Longest sentence ever Sarge) http://oldafsarge.blogspot.com/
I couldn't turn the hot tap off!!!Then I turned it the other way ... I should have been an engineer or something- Sarah http://peopledonteatenoughfudge.blogspot.com/
The Pesky fly always leaves as soon as you find the swatter. River http://river-driftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/
It will not rain until you wash the car.
If you are carrying groceries on one arm, your keys will be in the other pocket. – Catalyst/Taylor http://oddballobservations.blogspot.com/
You never need a flashlight until the batteries are dead.
It only snows really hard when you need to go some place.
The shortest line to the cashier at the grocery store will take the longest unless you are not in it. - Pixel Peepers http://my-couch-corner.blogspot.com/
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…unless it just fucks you up really bad!
If you really have to be somewhere on time, and you are cutting it close, you will catch every traffic light red.
That’s all I’ve got for now…hey, it’s a post!