Here's one for you. The new snow will stick to your satellite dish just enough to break up the signal just before your team begins its first football game in the playoffs in years. You will spend the next hour on various ladders with various long handled tools trying to brush the snow off the dish. You will finally succeed but your team will lose anyway.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If you run out of salt and go to the grocery store, you will come out $60 later and arrive at home without the salt.
Well, that should be about all of them now.