This re-run is from August 2012
Monday, August 10, 2015
“SAY YEAH; WHY NOT” TO THE TUX - a cranky re-run
“SAY YEAH; WHY NOT” TO THE TUX
The host is Randy, a diminutive salesman with somewhat feminine mannerisms. Randy is the consummate wedding dress salesman. He has impeccable taste, treats the bride like a princess, and is a part time psychologist.
“Welcome, so you’re my beautiful bride, do you have any idea what kind of dress you want?”
The entourage shouts out:
“Lots of rouging…and a crumb-catcher!”
“Show the girls!” (boobs)
“blah blah blah!”
Randy has to ask, “Do you have a price point?”
Randy goes into action pulling dresses.
The bride and her posse fight scratch and cry over every dress. She tries on ten to twenty dresses and her helpers have something negative to say about each and every one. Finally, Randy pulls out a dress with just the right amount of bling, and wow factor and everyone oohs, aahs and cries over a dress that is $4000 above the bride’s price range.
Randy, with hands in prayer position asks, “So, are you saying YES to the DRESS?” The bride responds, “I’m saying YES TO THE DRESS!” Clap clap clap and the show ends.
I watch this show with Mrs. Cranky because she likes it and…well…I might be a little gay. Still I want to see a male version…
“SAY YEAH; WHY NOT! TO THE TUX”
The groom-to-be arrives at Randy’s shop with his best man, his brother, his future father-in-law and his dad to pick out and rent a tux.
“So, welcome to my tux shop. My, what a handsome groom. What kind of tux were you thinking of?”
“I was thinking black, no tails; something that would go with my black shoes.”
“Do you have a price point?”
“Yeah, about $150.”
“Hmmm, I have this one in your size, what do you think?”
Randy, with hands in prayer position asks, “So…are you saying Yeah; Why not to the Tux?”
“Ahh…Yeah; Why not? Wrap it up. Come on guys; let’s go to the titty bar.”
A giddy Randy does his flat-handed no-cup clap clap clap, and the show ends.
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