THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Sunday, July 6, 2014
STUPID HEADLINES 070614
STUPID HEADLINES 070614
It is time once again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a
mention and a Whoop-tee-do.'None of the
above' may be a correct answer.
Less sleep tied to brain shrinkage – ZZZZz….
Triceratops took a million years to develop horn – So it was a Biceratops for
one million years?
North Korea Still Opens Arms to US
Tourists – But first
you have to put on a blindfold and line up against a wall.
'Ideal Aryan baby' on cover of Nazi
magazine revealed to be Jewish – Well almost the ideal Nazi baby.You would think the “Sieg Oy” would have been
a red flag.
Chrysler reveals 707 horsepower Dodge
Challenger – Company issued
a recall, but no one can catch the damn thing.
Accused murderer refuses to shower, sickens
other inmates – What
will prevail, the right to not bathe, or cruel and unusual punishment to the
Hawaii will pay $81K for fall-prevention
coordinator – I don’t get it, if they could prevent
winter maybe, but fall?
Man Punched Rabbit During Fight About Women's Rights – Because rabbits are all about the right to choose.
Man Leaves Daughter Home With Loaded Gun To Get Head
Tattoo - Even with a comma after “Head”
this is just wrong!
Tornado makes touchdown in New Jersey town – It still lost 7-6 when it missed the extra point.
Clinton gaffe: Former secretary of State
confuses Britain's political parties – Big deal, Bush didn’t even know who the
President of Uzbekistan was…what an IDIOT!
Twitter users think United States 2014
years old on Independence Day – I think it may just be time to cull the herd.
Last week’s fake was:
Westminster Kennel Club accepts new breed, a Cocker
Spaniel Poodle mix – No way, this
is too easy… when you clean up after this breed you scoop up Cocker-Poodle doo.