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Sunday, July 6, 2014

STUPID HEADLINES 070614


STUPID HEADLINES 070614

It is time once again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

 One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.  'None of the above' may be a correct answer.

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Less sleep tied to brain shrinkage – ZZZZz….

Study: Triceratops took a million years to develop horn – So it was a Biceratops for one million years?

North Korea Still Opens Arms to US Tourists – But first you have to put on a blindfold and line up against a wall.

'Ideal Aryan baby' on cover of Nazi magazine revealed to be Jewish – Well almost the ideal Nazi baby.  You would think the “Sieg Oy” would have been a red flag.

Chrysler reveals 707 horsepower Dodge Challenger – Company issued a recall, but no one can catch the damn thing.

Accused murderer refuses to shower, sickens other inmates – What will prevail, the right to not bathe, or cruel and unusual punishment to the other inmates?

Hawaii will pay $81K for fall-prevention coordinator – I don’t get it, if they could prevent winter maybe, but fall?

Man Punched Rabbit During Fight About Women's Rights – Because rabbits are all about the right to choose.

Man Leaves Daughter Home With Loaded Gun To Get Head Tattoo - Even with a comma after “Head” this is just wrong!

Tornado makes touchdown in New Jersey town – It still lost 7-6 when it missed the extra point.

Clinton gaffe: Former secretary of State confuses Britain's political parties – Big deal, Bush didn’t even know who the President of Uzbekistan was…what an IDIOT!

Twitter users think United States 2014 years old on Independence Day – I think it may just be time to cull the herd.

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Last week’s fake was:

Westminster Kennel Club accepts new breed, a Cocker Spaniel Poodle mix – No way, this is too easy… when you clean up after this breed you scoop up Cocker-Poodle doo.

AND THE WINNERS ARE:


westminster this time.

Best photos south of Canada (Hilary has Canada)


 


It's the cocker-spoo for sure.

Stories, common sense and good stuff @ http://cuponthebus.blogspot.com/  

 


I'll go with the Westminster Kennel Club accepts new breed, a Cocker Spaniel Poodle mix. I don't think mix is in their rules.

Cocker-Poodle doo. Bwahahahahahahahaha.


 


Trying my luck with the Westminster Kennel Club story.

Always good thoughts @ http://my-couch-corner.blogspot.com/

 

 


I am going with "Westminster Kennel Club accepts new breed, a Cocker Spaniel Poodle mix" this week. They got their noses to high up to see a mixed breed.

Stop by my favorite Mountain Man @ http://danmtnman.blogspot.com/

 


Doesn't matter which one is fake.. they're all amusing - particularly your own comments. I suspect that mixed breeds are not permitted in the dog show though


A special shout out goes to Uncle Skip for the WORST GUESS EVER!!


                    I'm gonna go with "She gives really good noodle!"

SKIP, the good noodle was from Mondays post and every one of those “Origins of Phrases” was MADE UP!!

Visit Uncle Skip @ http://lionskip.blogspot.com/ and give him the anti- WHOOP-TEE-DOO…PHHHHHT!

VISIT AND CONGRATULATE ALL OUR WINNERS AND COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

6 comments:

  1. I don't even think Twitter users are that clueless. (And they're are supposed to be the the future leaders of our country? Yikes!)

    RE: The 707 hp Dodge....don't worry, it will break a couple of miles down the road anyway.

    S

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  2. aww, thanks, cranky! hilary has all of north america, me-thinks...

    going for aryan baby.

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  3. I don't have a clue this week. I'll go with the rabbit story.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. :)

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  4. I'll go with the Twitter one, even though my participation in this noble event is a humbling experience.

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  5. I have no idea, so I did an "eenie-meenie-miney-mo" and landed on the accused murderer with body odor.

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  6. I really want it to be the stinky alleged murderer, just because I would like to think the inmates are actually being punished while they lounge around and watch TV and play cards while eating for free with a roof over their heads and medical care if they need it.

    However, I'm going with the Twitter idiots. It doesn't say ALL Twits, so it could mean just two Twits voiced that opinion electronically. Not specific enough = fake in my book.

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