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Friday, July 11, 2014
EXPLAINING MEN’s BEHAVIOR
many things about men that piss women off.Men have no clue why because we don’t know how women interpret these
things.Often women interpret what men
do or don’t do on how they feel when their girlfriend does or doesn’t do the
Ladies…two different meanings:
Men do not remember dates.
If a woman’s
girlfriend “forgets” a date she knows it means “She is pissed off about
something, or she just doesn’t care.”
Men do not
forget dates.Forgetting means the date
is important to them.Forgetting is a
passive aggressive event.Men never
place any importance on dates so we can’t forget, what we never knew.I love my grandchildren and I have not got a
clue about their birthdates.If you
think that means I don’t love them then you are a jerk…or you are a woman.
Men don’t put stuff away in its
If a woman
does not put something away properly it is an act of aggression because putting
things where they belong is important to them.
Men do not put
things away, because we never know where they go.If we ask, we get a lecture because we have
already been told and we were not listening because when you told us there was
a hair on my shirt and I couldn’t pick it off and listen at the same time.Who could?
Men don’t listen.
girlfriends always listen.They don’t
want to miss any gossip, they actually care, and they know they will get a
chance to also talk.
if there is nothing to distract them (see above) which is not often.Also women don’t realize it, but they do not
listen to men.They don’t realize it
because men gave up long ago and don’t have anything to say.Admit it ladies, when your man comes home
and you ask, “How was your day?” You really don’t care, that question is just
an opening to tell him everything that happened to you from waking up, stuff at your job, cleaning
a stain on the carpet, making soup, blah, blah, blah…
Men don’t care what they wear.
to impress gay men and other women.Men dress for
other men and men don’t care what they wear.
Men don’t know how to clean anything.
so other women don’t talk.If another
woman is coming over (even a cleaning woman) women go into a cleaning
frenzy.Men don’t know about this kind
of gossip…and we don’t care.
Some man behavior is purely logical
(so women will not understand):
Men won’t ask for directions.
for directions at the drop of a hat.They usually ask a man.Men never
admit to being lost, so they will give out directions even when they have no
idea what they are talking about.Men
know this.That is why men never ask for
Men won’t cuddle after sex.
cuddle before sex to get sex; after sex, we just don’t see the point.