STUPID FACEBOOK “WHO ARE YOU” QUIZZES

STUPID FACEBOOK “WHO ARE YOU” QUIZZES

Every day I see on Facebook people taking a quiz to determine which famous world leader they would be, or what occupation they should have, or who are they as smart as, or what animal they would be, or…well you know the quiz.  I don’t know how, but I am certain someone is making money off these stupid quizzes.  I never take them because I am afraid I would fail.

But I have no qualms about posting my own stupid quiz:

WHICH FAMOUS BRAIN-DEAD, NUMBNUTZ, JERK-WEED FOOL ARE YOU?

1.    A photographer is stalking you, you:

a.     Smile

b.    Dance like a fool

c.     Throw eggs at the camera

d.    Take off your clothes and make a porn movie

e.     Drink a fifth of scotch

2.    You are in a fender bender car accident and the other driver screams and makes a big scene, you:

a.     Assume full responsibility

b.    Make a lame excuse

c.     Throw eggs at the other driver

d.    Take off your clothes and make a porn movie

e.     Drink a fifth of scotch

3.    You are in a movie theater and another patron is making noise and playing with their cell phone, you:

                                                                

a.     Ask what he is watching on the cell phone

b.    Ask what is a cell phone
 

c.     Throw eggs at him

d.    Ask him to use the cell phone to video you taking off your clothes and make a porn movie

e.     Drink a fifth of scotch

4.    A police officer stops you for J-walking, you:

a.     Claim you are color blind and thought red was green

b.    Say that is how you always walk

c.     Throw eggs at the cop

d.    Take off your clothes and make a porn movie

e.     Offer the officer a slug from your scotch bottle

5.    You find a twenty dollar bill in the street, you:

a.     Pick it up and leave a thank you note

b.    Leave a note saying your twenty dollar bill is under this note

c.     Use the bill to blow your nose…and then throw eggs at it

d.    Pick up the bill and leave a DVD of your porn movie

e.     Drink a fifth of scotch

 

 

THE EVALUATION

If you even took this test, you are Jughead

If you took this test seriously, you are Gilligan

If you are too good to take the test even as a joke, you are Justin Bieber

If you took the test in the nude, you are Paris Hilton

If you took the test and then drank a fifth of scotch, you are David Hasselhoff

Who are you?