STUPID HEADLINES 071314
It is time once again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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| Only Bill Belichick knows the code. |
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One
headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a
Whoop-tee-do. 'None of the above' may be
a correct answer.
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Kids With ADHD More Likely to Abuse Drugs – That’s why we need to start them early on
Ritalin.
New Movement
Redefines the 'Run Like a Girl' Stereotype – They are smarter and they live longer,
can you just throw us a bone…men are stronger.
Andy Kaufman proved this as the undefeated Inter-gender wrestling
champion of the world.
Lois Lerner in 2013: ‘Need to be cautious
about what we say in emails’ – Because you never know when they may not be accidently
lost.
Chicago
co-author of book on how to survive 'Bulls of Pamplona’ is gored – Well…he did survive.
Astronomers
decide Pluto might be a Planet after all – It will always be Mickey’s dog to me.
'Screaming'
pig threatens children walking through Maine woods – What Nancy Pelosi was doing in Maine no one knows.*
California
beach goes heavy on the anchovies – Personally I prefer my California beach with pepperoni.
US
sends 14,000 draft notices to men born in 1800s – Fortunately
I drew a high lottery number in 1969.
Ex-NASA
scientist designs giant, car-juggling robot –
Smart enough to design it, dumb enough to think it is a good idea.
Houston
man gives Obama 'reluctant pass' for skipping long BBQ line – Come on dude, even if you don’t like our President, do
you really want the world to seen a clip of him waiting in line for an hour for
a freaking sandwich? Talk about losing
the respect of other nations…
Robin Thicke
has no idea what he's doing – Neither do I, so why aren’t I rich and famous?
Intoxicated Man Jumps Into Giant
Shark Tank – I think
they could have left “Intoxicated” out of this headline…it is kinda inferred.
*Oh
come on Liberals you’ve been way meaner to Sarah Palin for almost eight years.
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Last week’s fake was:
Tornado
makes touchdown in New Jersey town – It still lost 7-6 when it
missed the extra point.
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
NOBODY!! Well there were only a disappointing
6 guesses.
COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE
no winner, no winner, no anchovy dinner!
ReplyDeletei'm going for pluto just to give it a bit of limelight...
Screaming pig....ha ha ha ha! Funny!
ReplyDeleteI am going to go with the juggling car robot.
I'll go with the California beach one as being fake. I mean the Robin Thicke one has to be real because no one knows what he's doing.
ReplyDeleteAstronomers decide Pluto might be a Planet after all
ReplyDeleteNo they didn't; it's way too soon to say they were wrong.
Sorry I didn't jump in last week; I knew the answer. Or did I?
I'll also go with the cat robot thing.
ReplyDeleteThe reason I never bashed the way-sub-genius ex-guv of Alaska is she is just too easy a target.....the queen of dingbats.
Yeah, I'm a liberal.
I'll go with, "Astronomers decide Pluto might be a Planet after all".
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)
I'll piggy back onto those who chose the Pluto one. Personally, I'm a liberal and I don't think it possible to heap enough abuse onto the half-term gov. of Alaska, a state built and maintained on Federal dollars. But enough of that. Happy Weekend
ReplyDeleteI'm copying Joanne. Pluto. Actually I guessed that earlier today... But I wasn't sure what the demoted planet was.. Uranus? Jk.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the 14,000 draft notices. And I think Sarah Palin is amazing...in the way that every time she opens her mouth, an entire scrabble game falls out.
ReplyDeleteThat is just mean Pixel, and not true. The entire game does not fall out, she is missing the I and the Q.
DeleteThis, I think, is the funniest response to a blogging comment I've EVER read!
DeleteOK Liberals I'll give you SP is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but NP is not America's sweetheart...to say the least. The very, very least!
ReplyDeleteStephen - I Have no idea about the Feds supporting Alaska, I know there is a lot of oil money, but for sure Alaskans are the about the most self sufficient toughest people in the country.
I don't know if it's fake or real, but I LOVE the Nancy Pelosi screaming pig. :) And I'm getting a visual of Pixel Peeper's comment....LOL!
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Since I rarely read the Murdoch point of view (otherwise known as the news in Australia) I have nooooo idea.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with the screaming pig, because it seems so possible that such a thing could happen and would be a believable "made up" news item.
Going to google about the draft notices now, though, to see if that is real - how hilarious!
I've gotta stick with my science roots and pick "Pluto is again a planet" as the fake. The basis for declaring it not a planet was its wonky orbit. I doubt that it has straightened up and is flying right.
ReplyDeleteTough choices. I was down to two Thicke vs. Pluto and I am going with the latter. I think Pluto is permanently out of the plant club.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the car jugging robot. I'm sure an ex-NASA scientist would come up with something better to waste their time on.
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