STUPID HEADLINES 062914
It is time once again for
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| If at first you don't succeed... |
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
One headline may be completely made
up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do. 'None of the above' may be a correct answer.
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Actress gets
licked by Richard Simmons – Another reason to not sweat with the
oldies.
Malaysia court rules that non-Muslims can't
say Allah – Cher
arrested after singing “All ah really want to do is baby be friends with you.”
Man sues British Airways after mistake
sends him to Grenada instead of Granada – Kinda just a Tomato/ Tomoto thing isn’t it?
GPS bullets are latest weapon for police - Everyone is a marksman when you have GPS bullets.
Man walks into
McDonald’s with knife sticking out of his back – Wait, wait, I know this one… “Not literally you idiot!” or was it “I was
talking to the duck.” It’s one of those.
Hillary Clinton: 'You have to be a little bit crazy to
run for president' – I knew there was an age thing, and a
naturalized citizen thing, but I missed the Loony Tunes requirement. Can’t say I disagree however.
Westminster Kennel Club accepts new breed, a Cocker
Spaniel Poodle mix – No way, this
is too easy… when you clean up after this breed you scoop up Cocker-Poodle doo.
2 men throw out $1M ticket, sue New Jersey Lottery – Ah yeah, I’m pretty sure I threw away my winning
ticket too and it was New Jersey’s fault because…I don’t know but I should be
able to sue someone!
Hillary Clinton wants Anthony Weiner to keep quiet – Or at the very least, stop sexting her!
Tiger leaps onto boat, snatches man in swamp – This is no way to prepare for a golf tournament.
Hilarious road signs keep drivers in Alaska distracted – They have spotty cell service, so they have to
distract drivers somehow.
Trump tower in Chicago floods after sprinkler test – And someone will be fired.
Trump tower in Chicago floods after sprinkler test – And someone will be fired.
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Last week’s fake was:
Tiger Woods shoots hole-in-one during
practice round – Right in the clown’s mouth…FREE GAME!!
I'm going with the Tiger Woods one. I loved your clown comment.
Again Sandee! This is
getting boring.
There's gotta be some kind of cheap shot about hole-in-one and
Tiger's Wood...so I might as well take it.
Check out Skip’s blog, with a name like Uncle Skip you know it’s
gotta be good. @ http://lionskip.blogspot.com/
Stop
by and congratulate the winners, and come back next week for more:
STUPID
HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
"Man walks into McDonald’s with knife sticking out of his back"
ReplyDeleteI think I'd go somewhere better than McDonald's to have my Last Meal.
westminster this time.
ReplyDeleteI will go with the Cher one, it's the funniest too heheh!
ReplyDeleteIt's the cocker-spoo for sure.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with the Westminster Kennel Club accepts new breed, a Cocker Spaniel Poodle mix. I don't think mix is in their rules.
ReplyDeleteCocker-Poodle doo. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)
You're on a roll; keep it up...
ReplyDeleteI would go for the Mac the Knife thing, but I have seen the picture, so I know it's true.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with "She gives really good noodle!"
DeleteTrying my luck with the Westminster Kennel Club story.
ReplyDeleteGPS bullets? I doubt our local police department has those.
ReplyDeleteI am going with "Westminster Kennel Club accepts new breed, a Cocker Spaniel Poodle mix" this week. They got their noses to high up to see a mixed breed.
ReplyDeleteI think it is about throwing away the lottery tickets.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you'd fake Tiger twice in a row. I'll take that religious figure formerly known as...um...you know. Just because I'm not really up on my Malaysian court cases right now.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the one about Cher and the Allah restriction.
ReplyDeleteI was on a roll before so my luck will end soon I am sure. I remember some of the stories from the news last week, so I will go with poor Richard Simmons being the fake.
ReplyDeleteI think the fake is the lottery one. I mean, how can you sue the lottery when YOU throw away the ticket?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter which one is fake.. they're all amusing - particularly your own comments. I suspect that mixed breeds are not permitted in the dog show though.
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