STUPID HEADLINES 060814

STUPID HEADLINES 060814

It is time once again for

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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

 

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

 

One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.

 

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Puppy drives car into Massachusetts pond – Giving keys to a dog is a Labradoodle don’t.

Woman, 91, sets time, age records at San Diego marathon – Even though she was 89 when she started, this is one amazing lady.

Pat Robertson’s weird sex advise…do the dishes – Depending on what do “Do” mean this could be weird advise indeed.

Amazon Howler Monkeys make crude traps to catch fish – You expect a sophisticated trap?  It’s a fecking monkey!

Florida judge allegedly punched public defender – That would explain the alleged bloody nose.

Dog poops on flight and forces emergency landing - Man that is some heavy shit.

Man Pulled Over By Police With 5-Year-Old Tied To Motorcycle – That is scary.  Why would an officer have a 5-year-old tied to his motorcycle?

$15 minimum wage permits few luxuries in US cities – From Mr. Webster LUXURY - a condition or situation of great comfort, ease, and wealth : something that is expensive and not necessary.

Woman Stabs Stepdad For Playing Gospel Music – “Nearer My God To Thee?”

3-parent babies possible in two years – I could see that extra parent adding three or four months to the process, but two years is ridiculous!

Montana hunter in serious condition after grizzly bear attack – I’d really think twice before attacking a grizzly bear.

Harvard library includes book bound in human skin – That’s enough to make my binding crawl.

 

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Last week’s fake was:

First grader asked to cover birthmark shaped like gun – Not so bad, if it looked like Jesus he would have been suspended.

Apparently this was too easy as 11 of thirteen guessers got it correct.

Actually further research finds this fake was made up by a hoax newspaper before it crossed my demented mind.  http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/720084-school-suspends-student-for-gun-shaped-birthmark-is-fake-connecticut-school-story-a-hoax/  I did not know this. 

This week I am offering a special shout-out to the only guessers nice enough to ignore the obvious fake and not make a complete sham out of the contest 

lowandslow

I'll be the contrarian and go with fish needing water. Everyone knows they need cornmeal and hot oil. ;)

Visit Scott @ http://lowandslow1.blogspot.com/ Good stuff, maybe some controversy.  Thank him for guessing wrong!

Dan the Mountain Man

I'm going to be different then everyone else and go with "Cow blamed for causing oil spill" as the fake. I have not done too good at this lately.

Find my favorite Mountain Man @ http://danmtnman.blogspot.com/

Interesting pictures and some good old boy wisdom.  Wish him luck     on the immigration of his lucky future bride, and buy a book from his on-line store.

 

Go and visit the rest of these front runners:

TexWisGirl @ http://run-a-roundranch.blogspot.com/

Joanne Noragon @ http://cuponthebus.blogspot.com/

Sandee @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/

susie @ http://peakedinjuniorhigh.blogspot.com/

Pixel Peeper @ http://my-couch-corner.blogspot.com/

Hilary @ http://thesmittenimage.blogspot.com/

CLR @ http://hammockinthehoneysuckle.blogspot.com/

Stephen Hayes @ http://thechubbychatterbox.blogspot.com/

Val @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/

Slamdunk @ http://theslamdunktrove.blogspot.com/

(not necessarily your) Uncle Skip, @ http://lionskip.blogspot.com/  

 

All are wonderful bloggers, stop by and give them a

WHOOP-TEE-DOO!!

And come back next week for more

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY