STUPID HEADLINES 062214
It is time once
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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IRS says it cannot locate Lois Lerner
emails prior to 2011 – This is a job for SUPERMAN!
Tree falls on million-dollar Toyota – No one was there to hear it, so did the
owner really cry.
'Super bananas' may save
millions of lives in Africa – “Look, up in the tree, it’s a bird, it’s a plane…”
Terry Richardson: I never had sex with
Lindsay Lohan – And I thought it was just me.
NYC Spider-Man convicted of harassment – “Dude, clean up your web!”
One-ton shark
headed to Texas coast – Nothing unusual about this except it was spotted in Kansas.
Million dollar Rhode Island
mansion built on Public Park must go – I was always taught “Measure twice, dig
foundation once.” Right Scott?
College student brags he makes
$300 an hour as a male escort – He was actually given subway fare, but pro-rated it comes to $300 an
hour.
Tiger Woods shoots hole-in-one
during practice round – Right in the clown’s mouth…FREE GAME!!
CIA planned to make demon toy of bin Laden
– Osama Bin-baalzebub Laden by
Marx! Batteries not included.
Pitcher Brad Mills
Traded from Brewers to A's for Reported $1 – Do you want
fries with that pitcher?
Goldman Sachs Trader sues over skimpy
$8.25 million bonus –
Trader earned 7 billion
for the firm by shorting risky derivatives products against firm’s own clients,
the same products which sent the world into a massive recession, wants more
money. My advice to GS Trader? STFU!!
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Last week’s fake was:
Mom
arrested for meth lab after four year old dials 911 – “Mommy’s
making a mess?...Oh meth! We’ll be right
over.”
And the
winners are:
Sandee winning is getting to be a habit, but still not passing
the legendary Fishducky (Hope you are feeling better FD.)
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I'm guessing the mommy meth lab, too. But if I saw such a headline, would I even be surprised?
I'm guessing the mommy meth lab, too. But if I saw such a headline, would I even be surprised?
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
I will go with "Pitcher Brad Mills Traded from Brewers to A's for Reported $1" sounds to good to be true. I have not followed baseball since I was young.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna guess what Dan guessed, so to avoid multiple winners I will guess that "Tree falls on million-dollar Toyota", since surely such a Toyota cannot exist!
ReplyDeleteSometimes all those little bitty marks on the tape measure can be confusing, Joe. At least now he has lots of work....he's in the construction AND demolition business. :)
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geez. have only heard a couple of these this week. gonna go w/ demon toy.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but I liked your fries comment.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the Tiger Woods one. I loved your clown comment.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. :)
There's gotta be some kind of cheap shot about hole-in-one and Tiger's Wood...
ReplyDelete...so I might as well take it.
I am going with Terry Richardson: I never had sex with Lindsay Lohan I don't think anyone is admitting to that anymore! :)
ReplyDeleteThey all sound made up and fake to me this week. I'll go with the one-ton shark, for no particular reason.
ReplyDeleteSex with Lindsay Lohan for me! Because I don't know who Terry Richardson is, but I imagine him as some kind of British political figure. Of course, this is coming from the woman who just learned earlier this year that England is an island...so I'm not holding my breath waiting for my name to be posted as a winner.
ReplyDeleteI'm so bad at this and over half of these I read on the news. But please tell me the CIA ain't making a toy of Bin Laden? Like we don't have enough problems with Arabs?
ReplyDeleteA big oak fell in my yard last week. There can't be two of those.....
ReplyDeleteI'll say the demon toy is fake.
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