STUPID HEADLINES 060114
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
Maine woman, 99, gets college degree 75 years late over $5 fee – With penalty and interest she needed a $20,000 student loan.
Smart grill texts when burgers are done – Or you could use a timer with a buzzer.
Iranian judge summons Facebook's Zuckerberg to court – Zuckerman unfriends Iranian judge.
Cynicism linked to greater dementia risk, study says – I forget what this was about, but I know I found it really difficult to believe!
More than 84 graves discovered under Atlanta golf course – I thought a two shot penalty was harsh…this is one tough course!
Toxins in the environment may accelerate aging, study finds – Only if exposed to small doses over a very long period of time.*
Porn May Be Bad for Your Brain – That be dificultum to me for belevin.
Washington mom outraged over 'pay to potty' policy in classroom – I don’t think anyone should use the classroom as a potty for any amount of money.
Illinois bill drops hunting fee to $1 for seniors – Hell, I’m staying out of Illinois. I just don’t agree with hunting for seniors!
Cow blamed for causing oil spill – Oh sure, they always blame the cow; first that Chicago thing, and now this.
Sterling Lawyer Denies Reports He’s Mentally Incompetent – What lawyer would admit to being mentally incompetent?
Cook Licked Cheese Sandwiches Before Serving Officers – I wouldn’t order the cheese sandwich or the Officer.
First grader asked to cover birthmark shaped like gun – Not so bad, if it looked like Jesus he would have been suspended.
*Apologies to George Carlin
Last week’s fake was:
Diver fends off shark attack with flash camera – SMILE you son of a bitch!
The only winner was:
Yea--I won at something! My guess was the camera and the shark, but I saw that I was a swing and miss this week.
Two in a row for Slamdunk although I’m not sure with that “swing and a miss” comment.
You never know what you are going to get @ http://theslamdunktrove.blogspot.com/ I am a new follower…suggest you join.
As always, check out all our winner(s) and come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINES SUNDAY!!