STUPID HEADLINES 102917
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider,
sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Pole Dancing, and poker to become
Olympic sports? – Hmmm,
what happens in the Olympics stays in the Olympics.
British man hides in the woods for 10
years to escape wife's nagging – Live in the woods…face nagging wife; live in the woods…face
nagging wife…that is the classic no-brainer!
The Queen owns a McDonald's outside
of London – Burger
Queen?
Brain may know your dead after you
die – It just
doesn’t know who to tell.
Florida wedding crasher spying on
'boyfriend' sparks bridesmaids brawl – What would “Stupid Headlines” do without Florida?
Woman attacks 7-Eleven clerk with hot
nacho cheese because ‘the customer is always right’ – You’ll never guess what State this
wack-a-doodle is from.
Long Island man accused of sex with multiple
horses – And I
thought Florida was bad. This puts a
whole new meaning to “just horsing around.” Come to think of it,
IHOP waiter stops robber with martial
arts skills – It
takes bravery to stop any robber, but to stop a robber who has martial arts
skills is extra gutsy.
Wisconsin man gets locked in beer
cooler, starts drinking – Well yeah!
Liberals Plan to 'Scream Helplessly
at the Sky' on Election Anniversary – If that doesn’t work they will hold their breath until they
turn blue.
Teens Disguised as Bushes in New
Jersey Park May Face Charges – Obama and Trump disguises are still allowed.
Ohio gas station cashier pummels
would-be robber – This
poor thief got knocked out and busted up bad…and yet it makes me feel good.
"A horse is a horse of course of course..." Hahaha. I totally thought of Mr. Ed with the whole horsing around thing. And that feel good story??? THE BEST. "He's leaking.." Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteGuess the guy in the woods didn't get word about what a divorce court could do for him.
ReplyDeleteThe store clerk fighting back is great!
Scary thought that our brains could still think after we are dead. That's the stuff to make horror films with ...
ReplyDeleteI've seen that ehadline about the Trump anniversary, and I hope they get it out of their system. Although really, it's not the sky's fault.
ReplyDelete"Ehadline." That's sort of like a headline, but different.
DeleteI love the feel good story the best. I love a happy ending.
ReplyDeleteI linked this post to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺
Next time, that 7-Eleven clerk needs to lock himself in the beer cooler. And you that it WILL happen again, considering what state it's in.
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that all these whack-a-doodles are from Florida and Long Island and Wisconsin. It takes some of the heat off Texas (pun intended). Lord knows we have more than our fair share of nutcases here.
ReplyDeleteEverybody here in California is normal (whatever the hell that is)!!
DeleteWell, heck, I've known lots of people who were brain-dead even while they were still breathing (and speaking). . .
ReplyDeleteAnd I swear, you can't parody the Lefties any more effectively than they do for themselves. . .
The headlines are as usual bizarre but your comments are priceless as always. Love it when Long Island and Wisconsin take a bit of the heat off my people:)
ReplyDeleteYeah, give him a couple more thots to the head for me while you're at it bud. Good job.
ReplyDeleteI just can't imagine Federal agents finding weapons in a gun shop ha ha.
ReplyDeleteAmusing and funnier with your interesting response!
ReplyDeleteWhat else is there to do if locked in a beer locker other than to drink beer?
ReplyDeleteYeah, without Florida you'd have to look a lot harder for material!
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