Stupid Headlines 100117
It’s
time again for
So you greet people "Not-heaveno"
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Saudi Arabia accidentally prints textbook showing Yoda sitting next to the king –
Your hat
looks silly it does.
Police shoot at actor on movie set,
mistake him for real bank robber – It might have been a good idea to notify the police they were
filming a movie.
Adults are banned from dressing up as
princesses at Disney parks – I smell a LGBTQIAXYZ law suit brewing.
Drunk driving through McDonald's
drive-thru a 'McFail – The best part of the story, McD’s was closed and he honked his horn and
cussed waiting for service with a police cruiser 20 yards away.
Fish rain down from sky in northern
Mexico – Ian Zering
and Tara Reed race to the rescue.
Charlie Daniels protests kneeling
athletes by not watching Thursday Night Football on Wednesday – I don’t think this is going to hurt
ratings very much.
Gym teacher arrested after reportedly
choking students with jump rope - And I thought being fored to do
jumping Jacks was tough!
Melania Trump fires back at librarian
who rejected gift of Dr. Seuss books as ‘racist’ – One fish, two fish, red fish, jew
fish, black fish, wop fish, towel head-gook fish…little known verse from that
notorious racist Dr. Seuss.
O.J. Simpson to live in gated
community after release – Ah…why not just let him stay in his current gated community?
Welsh rugby player bitten by lion in
South Africa – It is
unusual for a Welsh player to be bit, this is definitely a Welsh rare bit.
Woman's detailed shopping list for
husband goes viral – It’s
not Mrs. C’s!
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK
Officer tells woman to pop trunk
because brake light is out, doesn’t realize she’s recording him –
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Come back again next week (maybe) for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
It's nice to see an officer being commended for something for a change instead of being immediately on the 'chopping block' for using a gun in a dicey situation.
ReplyDeleteThe "hell" out of "hello" thing cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteI lived in Huntsville, Texas for a while. The zip code out there was, appropriately, 77340. I say appropriately because 77340, upside down, is OhELL or, in other words, "O hell."
I love the feel good story the best. You made my day.
ReplyDeleteI linked this post to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺
OJ living in a gated community now this is funny.
ReplyDeleteI like the feel good story, there are a lot of good police officers out there who do good deeds without ever being recognized, it was good to see this one.
I think you are becoming our newscaster of choice.
ReplyDeleteAll good ones this week, nary a groaner!
ReplyDeleteIt amazes me how much time some people have to pursue such a stupid cause. And heaven to you too.
ReplyDeleteI'm no fan of the Trumps, but that librarian was wrong to reject those books, but your comment was funny.
ReplyDeleteWhere was that librarian when Michelle Obama was reading Dr. Seuss to kids?
ReplyDelete"Welsh rare bit." Now that was clever. Nice to see a good cop--as most are--get some props.
ReplyDeleteSometimes i don't know what this world is coming to, then a great story like that officer helping comes along. Hope you are having a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
ReplyDeleteRumors are OJ Simpson is supposed to move to St. Petersburg (that's where his kids live). The attorney general of Florida said that he's "not welcome" here. As if she could stop him.
ReplyDeleteDidn't the Beatles sing a song about "Hello"? I wonder what it would say if I played the record backwards? We haven't had any rain here in so long I'd be happy if it rained anything...fish included.
ReplyDeleteMaybe now, with your help and that guy in the news...Not-Heaveno will catch on. Heh, heh! I snorted at your fish rain rescuers.
ReplyDeleteJoeh,
ReplyDeleteHeadlines make for some of the funniest stuff ever! Thanks for the smiles. Have a good week!
Loved this one, as usual!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid, I used to write captions on all the pictures in my textbook. Thankfully I used a pencil, but I thought I was SO clever. Those captions were nothing compared to your remarks about the headlines.
ReplyDeleteThe one about OJ made me snort red wine out my nose.
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