THE REAL TODDLERS OF CENTRAL VALLEY

THE REAL TODDLERS OF CENTRAL VALLEY

RTOCV up to no good!

One of the most popular TV reality franchises today is Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives Of” series.  There are RHO-New Jersey, Atlanta, New York, Orange County and Miami.  All are intoxicating train wrecks as the cameras follow these rich, shallow and spoiled women around their everyday lives.  It is very easy to get hooked on these shows.

On Thursdays I baby sit my son’s two toddlers.  The lives of these two are every bit as interesting as the lives of those rich, spoiled housewives.

I think I will start my own series: “Real Toddlers of Central Valley.”

The intrigue of these two is a natural:

Will Cole whack Conner when no one is looking? 

Will Conner get him back? 

How many toys can they break in an hour? 

What is wrong with every meal they are presented with?

Do I smell poop? 

Why are they giggling…it can’t be good?

The highlight of this week’s episode is Connor and Cole talking:  

What are they saying?

Let’s listen in to Connor, Cole and Grandpa Joe in this week’s episode of:

 

THE REAL TODDLERS OF CENTRAL VALLEY

 

Cole asks Connor, “Which do you like the most?” 

Connor responds, “I likes Pussy?” 

Grandpa Joe hearing only the last comment, “What?...Cole, what did Connor just say?”

“He likes Pussy.”

“WHAT!”

“Pussy, Pussy, Connor faborite is Pussy.”

“PUSSY!”

“Yes, Pussy.  Me like Thomas the Tank Engine betterest.”

“Oh PERCY…PERCY from ‘Thomas the Tank Engine’... pshew!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tune in next Thursday when Cole says, “Connor don ring the Pee-Pee bell.”

AND

The boys sing from “Snow White and the Three Dwarfs”

“Asshole, asshole, it off on work we go.”

“WHAT?”