THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Our new kitchen is finally finished.One really cool feature is that the drawers all pull completely out.The entire drawer when pulled out is easily accessible; even all the way in the back.I remember drawers that you could pull completely out, except they would then fall out and empty their contents on the floor.
The kitchen drawers I’m used to have stops to keep from pulling them all the way out and on the floor.They pull out about three quarters of the way. If you want something in the back you have to feel for it.To me, a drawer that pulls all the way out without spilling on the floor is very exciting.
I couldn’t wait to show this excellent feature to Mrs. Cranky.
“Did you know the drawers pull all the way out?”
“So?All drawers pull all the way out.”
“What?No they don’t! Most drawers pull only three quarters of the way out.”
“And this is a really big deal.The drawers pull all the way out! Plus if you give them a slight nudge they close by themselves” "Oooh that should save a lot of effort; no more drawer closing push!" "It is really cool...these drawers are REALLY FRICKING COOL!!"
“Ok.Whoop-dee-doo.No need to have a drawergasm over it!”