At some point it became acceptable for these idiots to “play” air guitar in public (I draw the line at mirror time.) Somewhere along the line some jerk-weeds even got credit for being good at Air Guitar.
Did you know that there are actually “Air Guitar” contests? Several weeks ago the seventeenth “Air Guitar” World Championships were held in Finland.
Congratulations Justin "Nordic Thunder" Howard from the US, you are the best in the world at pretending you have any talent at playing a make believe musical instrument. How many years have you fake practice playing a non-existent instrument Justin? Did you take lessons or are you just a natural at pretending? How much did it cost to fly to Finland to compete in a make believe talent?
Maybe you could have spent the money actually learning how to do something for real!
I bet I could compete in some world championships:
Where is this years “Fake Hitting the Crap out of a Golf Ball” world championship being held?
I know I could bowl 300 every time in “Air Bowling.” Is there a world championship for this talent?
I’ll bet I could very convincingly run the billiard table all day long. Where is this year’s “Air Billiards” being held?
I could do it all, “Air Piano,” “Air Skeet Shooting,” “Air Boxing,” “Air Drumming,” “Air Politics,” I could even fake read a non-book faster than anyone!
Come on! The only thing more pathetic than someone competing in “Air Guitar” is the people that watch and vote for the best asshole at acting like he has any talent or charisma.
Anyone involved in this sham is an “Air-head.”
Or is that a different contest involving “Air Sluts?”
You're a little harsh there, Cranky. I, for instance, have been practicing air-lottery-winner for years. I can jump with joy very convincingly, can promise to do all kinds of good things for my family, and give milions away to worthy causes. And of course I can buy lots of air-Porsche's, air-Ferrari's, and air-mountain retreats. I'll even air-buy you something. Any requests?ReplyDelete
"Air slut"--is that a woman faking an orgasm?ReplyDelete
There are a lot of people I think really need to "Air Vote" this time around.ReplyDelete
I tried Air Horseback Riding once but after falling off the horse I had a hard finding him after he ran off, I had to give up on that one.
Lip synching gone wild.ReplyDelete
I'll go with LowandSlow...I think I could do a really great air-lottery-winner jump...after all I used to practice air jumps in ballet class.ReplyDelete
Let Justin Howard "Air Thunder" have his due. After all, you might not know it but I'm the world's greatest "Air Blogger." The stuff I write is often crap but what I don't write is pure perfection.ReplyDelete
I'm an Air Exerciser - by the time I've thought about going to the gym, I feel like I've already been.ReplyDelete
"Nordic Thunder" is going to make roughly $125,000 next week to be featured in a soft drink ad. For doing "nothing." Kinda feel like he's doing *something* right.ReplyDelete
That's hard to believe Marteen, but then again the latest popular reality TV star is a four year old greatly celebrated for having no class and a family whose total IQ barely equals 110...and they are proud of it!!ReplyDelete
I hope he sells lots of soda with his incredible ability to mimic a real rock star.
everything on TV is just hot air.ReplyDelete