THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Sunday, November 30, 2014
STUPID HEADLINES 113014
STUPID HEADLINES 113014
It is time once again
This is why editors should not drink
week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive
One headline may be
completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None
of the above' may be the correct answer.
Obama: Americans want
'new car smell' in 2016 – So a Coupe de Hilary?
Police say naked man crashed through ceiling, attacked elderly
man at Boston airport – A naked man broke up a
Boston Pee Party?
Women's desire for sex is complicated,
study finds – What did we use
to say back in the olden days?Oh yeah,
21 dolls on bamboo stakes found in Alabama
swamp- This would be creepy, but it is in Alabama.
Kim Jong Un's sister given senior North
Korea government role – Surprisingly,
despite the obvious nepotism, not a single North Korean has objected.
'puzzled' by annual turkey pardon – The President
doesn’t know why Republicans aren’t protesting the pardon.
to send 90,000 hellos to Mars – Pretty
obvious after the first 10,000 hellos…WRONG NUMBER!
asking why city smells like cat urine – This
is litterly disgusting.
documented having sex with penguins – All
for a couple of anchovies…cheap penguin sluts.
group wants to build McDonald’s in a church – “Do you want fries with that McWaffer?”
claim climate change is responsible for latest change in climate – On a similar note, economists claim inflation is responsible
for higher prices.
row inmate’s prison food complaint rejected - In a short, unusual decision, the Judge simply wrote
Last week’s fake headline was:
claims Bill Cosby never raped her – Cosby
lawyer refused to dignify this claim with a response. (Actually
this may have been a real headline, I never Googled it.) As a 40+ year fan of Cosby this
whole situation saddens me.I hope he is
who he seemed to be and the accusations are all false, but there is so much
smoke, I smell fire.Either way it is a shame.
My wife tells me she was not raped by
Bill Cosby. In spite of this, I'll pick the Cosby headline.For an artist, he is pretty smart!He also tells great stories and other stuff,
visit @ http://thechubbychatterbox.blogspot.com/
I am going with "Woman claims
Bill Cosby never raped her," I hope it is true but I don't see the news
media reporting it. Another win for the mountain man.Visit @ http://danmtnman.blogspot.com/Also shop at his on=line bookstore.
Bill Didn't Do It, for heavens sake
there has to be at least one, seriously though and sad to say a headline
claiming he didn't do would have to be fake. The man is on a run, visit @ http://jimsop.blogspot.com/ for more
than just opinions.
Drop by all the winners, and come back next week for more