THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Tuesday, November 11, 2014
technology is great.I especially like
the convenience of email; it is a terrific way to communicate.I receive tons of interesting offers via
email.Just today for instance my animal
magnetism has apparently attracted the local ladies.
I’m not sure
how all these women have found me and my email address, but they sure seem
interested.Mrs. Cranky better treat me
well, because these are some of the emails I've received today:
NEW NOTIFICATION - Sexy local girls
want to meet you
local and they’re sexy and the want to meet me!
Lexi wants to hang out.
If that is
Michelle ::) Blonde cougar wants to
have sex tonight.
I wonder how
old a cougar has to be to seek a 68 year old man.Well if that doesn’t interest me there is
always this intoxicating question from Lindsey,
Lindsey, “You’ll never guess who
wants to have sex with you tonight.”
It gets more
Jessica is looking for a secret
I don’t know
how I missed this Facebook alert but according to my email,
New message: alert “8 girls want to have
sex with you tonight”
And I guess
my phone is out because Samantha wants to know,
Samantha, “Why haven’t you responded
to my texts?”
I don’t know
how to get in touch with Samantha, besides there is this intriguing message
from Ashleigh Rose,
Ashleigh Rose “These woman want to
sleep with you”
is either this woman or these women either way if they want to sleep
with me what do I care if they don’t have their GED’s?
Megan Best sex ever.
Is that an
offer? If not then this sure is,
Samantha Cruzz “We want to play with
We!!Is that including the other Samantha?
about what Emily wants in this email,
Emily “I want to have sex with you.” Shesent that message twice!
Or this one
Allison, “Come over!! My husband is
out of town!”
Now this one
really has me wondering,
Taylor has a shocking video Apparently it’s about water pistols. This is from Rebecca I'm so horny! I opened it up, apparently this water pistol squirting thing is really important.
If I just
feel like chilling at home,
Katie just posted some new pictures.
All these emails were
delivered in less than 10 hours.Oh
well, Mrs. Cranky has nothing to worry about, I’m not about to stray…unless she
keeps calling me a jerk!
To everyone who wears or has worn a uniform in defense of the freedom which we all enjoy