STUPID HEADLINES 111614
It
is time once again for
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STUPID HEADLINE
SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline may be completely made up,
guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' may be the
correct answer.
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FEMA asking disabled, elderly residents to repay aid from
superstorm Sandy – And I thought President Bush was
heartless!
Ventriloquist challenges gag order on puppet – Actually even gagged, the puppet can throw his voice so…
NYC
plastic surgeon invents temporary breast implants – Now if he could just tell you when they expire…
Plane hits stray buffalo during
take-off – So the
buffalo got winged?
Canada
Signs Bill Legalizing Sale of Sex, but Not Its Purchase – So can a prostitute turn in the John after turning a
trick?
American
Researchers Discover 'Stupidity Virus' – I
ain’t bin feline to good late lee.
Flatulence
can trigger Asthma Attack – NYC
Mayor DiBlasio pushes to fine farts…wait that didn’t come out right…oops,
neither did that.
Caffeine-infused
underwear won't help you lose weight – But lemon meringue
pie in your socks will cure bad breath.
Drivers
Who Didn’t Stop For Donald Duck In Crosswalk Upset Over Tickets – They’re lucky they didn’t have a quack-up!
Thousands
of high school students skip Colorado state tests – It’s cool man; it’s called Rocky Mountain High, Colorado.
New York City bill would require cops to get suspect’s search
consent – Excuse me
sir, is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to shoot me?
Florida
man stuffs chainsaw down his pants in shoplifting case – What could possibly go wrong?
10-foot-long
yellow jacket nest removed from South Carolina camper – Oooh; that has got to hurt!
Man
threatened daughter with gun over board game – If you are going to threaten anyone, a gun is always more
effective than a board game.
Huge
storms on Uranus – Nah…too easy.
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Last week, even with two fakes I could
not fool everyone,
Study: Vitamin D, bananas and
grapefruit could be a dangerous combination - Especially if taken with large doses
of arsenic.
Black Christmas? Store set to open doors at 6 PM December 25
- Suldog set to start a new crusade, "New Years
Eve First.”
The winners are:
Two!!!
I know the maroons haven't hijacked Christmas... yet!
I'm going with vitamin D, bananas and grapefruit.
I know the maroons haven't hijacked Christmas... yet!
I'm going with vitamin D, bananas and grapefruit.
Drop
by http://lionskip.blogspot.com/
because everyone needs an Uncle Skip!
It was harder than usual this week & I'm not sure of
my answers!! Is it vitamin D & Black Christmas?
Curse you fishducky! I’ll beat you yet. Visit fishducky @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ always
funny stuff!
Vitamin D, bananas and grapefruit on Black Christmas
sounds like a bad idea, mixing both could cause problems while you are standing
in line.
Study: Vitamin D, bananas and grapefruit could be a dangerous
combination. I know about grapefruit and certain medications, but not vitamin D
and bananas. So this is my first guess.
On to number two...Black Christmas? Store set to open doors at 6 PM December 25. I think it will happen someday, but it's going to be some time before this becomes a reality.
On to number two...Black Christmas? Store set to open doors at 6 PM December 25. I think it will happen someday, but it's going to be some time before this becomes a reality.
Fishducky and Sandee…you just can’t fool funny ladies!
Always laughs @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/
Visit and congratulate all the winners and come back next
week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
I wonder if the guy who shoplifted a chain saw down his pants will show up next week on the list of Darwin Award winners? :)
ReplyDeletegoing for ventriloquist dummy today.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday. I'll be back later in the week to make a guess. I need more coffee right now.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. :)
American researchers discovering stupidity virus is fake, surely - I thought they may have done their research in Congress at first, but can't see who they'd use as the 'control' to measure against??
ReplyDeleteIt SHOULD be the New York City headline, but I'll go with the flatulence one!!
ReplyDeleteGive me the Ventrioloquist Dummy. All the ventriloquist has to do is move his lips, so the gag order on the dummy would not be very effective, because the ventriloquist can prove HE was talking, not the dummy. Huh. Listen to me, thinking it through like I'm a defense attorney giving counsel.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say the flatulence one but then I started thinking that they didn't necessarily mean your own. That now seems plausible. So I'll guess no fakes.
ReplyDeleteIt should be the ventriloquist, story, but when it comes to picking the false headline I'm the real dummy.
ReplyDeleteI am going with the "American Researchers Discover 'Stupidity Virus' " this week. It is not a virus it is just someones choice in a lot of cases.
ReplyDeleteI've had that virus for years...
ReplyDeleteI think that the "American Researcers discover Stupidity Virus" is so not true.
ReplyDeleteGoing with the ventriloquist. I haven't had much luck lately...good thing I haven't wasted my money on lottery tickets!
ReplyDeleteI was going to go with the gagged dummy but changed my mind, thinking that asthma is the least of your worries when it comes to flatulence, so I'm guessing that one is fake.
ReplyDeleteHey, our flying buffalo are much more diligent in being obedient to safety regulations. That couldn't happen here. Although the exhaust has been a problem. I thought ten foot yellow jackets went out of fashion last fall.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to say ALL of them are fake, but sadly, that will never be the case!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the stupidity virus?
I'm going to go with along with the stupidity virus. Okay, I've not a clue this week.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day. ☺