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Sunday, November 30, 2014

STUPID HEADLINES 113014


STUPID HEADLINES 113014

It is time once again for
This is why editors should not drink

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.


One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' may be the correct answer.


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Obama: Americans want 'new car smell' in 2016 – So a Coupe de Hilary?

Police say naked man crashed through ceiling, attacked elderly man at Boston airport – A naked man broke up a Boston Pee Party?

Women's desire for sex is complicated, study finds – What did we use to say back in the olden days?  Oh yeah, No Duh!

21 dolls on bamboo stakes found in Alabama swamp- This would be creepy, but it is in Alabama.

Kim Jong Un's sister given senior North Korea government role – Surprisingly, despite the obvious nepotism, not a single North Korean has objected.

Obama 'puzzled' by annual turkey pardon – The President doesn’t know why Republicans aren’t protesting the pardon.


Earthlings to send 90,000 hellos to Mars – Pretty obvious after the first 10,000 hellos…WRONG NUMBER!


Residents asking why city smells like cat urine – This is litterly disgusting.


Seals documented having sex with penguins – All for a couple of anchovies…cheap penguin sluts.


Religious group wants to build McDonald’s in a church – “Do you want fries with that McWaffer?”


Experts claim climate change is responsible for latest change in climate – On a similar note, economists claim inflation is responsible for higher prices.


Death row inmate’s prison food complaint rejected - In a short, unusual decision, the Judge simply wrote “Fuck’em!”


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Last week’s fake headline was:

Woman claims Bill Cosby never raped her – Cosby lawyer refused to dignify this claim with a response. (Actually this may have been a real headline, I never Googled it.) As a 40+ year fan of Cosby this whole situation saddens me.  I hope he is who he seemed to be and the accusations are all false, but there is so much smoke, I smell fire.  Either way it is a shame.


This week’s winners are:



I'm going for Woman claims Bill Cosby never raped her--although it could be true, because he never raped me, either!!

I’m beginning to think she is a witch!  Still, you have to love anyone who calls herself fishducky.  Go visit at @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/  


My wife tells me she was not raped by Bill Cosby. In spite of this, I'll pick the Cosby headline.  For an artist, he is pretty smart!  He also tells great stories and other stuff, visit @ http://thechubbychatterbox.blogspot.com/


I am going with "Woman claims Bill Cosby never raped her," I hope it is true but I don't see the news media reporting it. Another win for the mountain man.  Visit @ http://danmtnman.blogspot.com/  Also shop at his on=line bookstore.


Bill Didn't Do It, for heavens sake there has to be at least one, seriously though and sad to say a headline claiming he didn't do would have to be fake. The man is on a run, visit @ http://jimsop.blogspot.com/ for more than just opinions.


Drop by all the winners, and come back next week for more


STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

14 comments:

  1. really hoping the seal and penguin antics are false (ick!) so gonna pick the stupid mcdonald's church idea.

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  2. 21 dolls on bamboo stakes found in Alabama swamp

    And not surprisingly, the Alabama Crimson Tide is once again #1 in the polls. Coincidence?

    S

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  3. There are some hear I wish weren't true, but I find it hard to believe seals and penguins had sex. Of course, they're the ones who need to be "hard" for this to work.

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  4. Experts claim climate change is responsible for latest change in climate is my pick. That sentence doesn't even make sense. Okay, it's stupid and that's why I'm picking it.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

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  5. I am going for Residents asking why city smells like cat urine litterly LOL

    LMAO @ your death row quote

    Have an headlinetastic week ;-)

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  6. The poor old climate, can't do a thing any more. I'm with Sandee.

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  7. I think it's the climate change one because it's been cold here when it hasn't been hot!!

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  8. I am going with "Seals documented having sex with penguins." While maybe seals are like dogs and do anything.

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  9. I'm going with the birds and the bees and the seals and the penguins!

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    1. And I wanted to add that my name is among the 90,000 names being sent as a "hello" to Mars!

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  10. I'm going with the church McDonald's this week, even though I was tempted by the Mars hellos.

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  11. Most experts I have no faith in so why would any expert think climate change is the reason for the change in climate?

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