STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Sunday, November 23, 2014
STUPID HEADLINES 112314
STUPID HEADLINES 112314
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' may be the correct answer.
Second hand marijuana smoke as harmful as tobacco – But way more fun!
Jose Canseco plans to sell his middle finger on eBay – On New Jersey highways drivers will give you their middle finger for nothing.
Texan arrested for trying to steal police car, with detective inside – Those Texans…not satisfied with just the car.
Woman claims Bill Cosby never raped her – Cosby lawyer refused to dignify this claim with a response.
Satanic group plans to hand out coloring books in Florida schools – Well that will separate church from state.
Kitty litter mix-up at fed lab contributed to costly nuclear radiation leak, report says – Oh yeah, water cools the nuclear rods, not kitty litter; simple mistake.
President Obama pardons turkey; Republicans object to abuse of power – Oh come on, of course this is fake, there is one more.
Duggar Expands Anti-Gay Brand to Include Racism – Homophobic and racist wow! Reality star with 19 children doesn’t get that probably at least two are Gay, but probably none are Black.
Pennsylvania Great Dane gives birth to 19 puppies – All in one shot? Kinda makes the Duggars seem like losers.
Most Heavy Drinkers Are Not Alcoholics – They just drink a lot and can’t stop, while an alcoholic can’t stop drinking a lot…good to know.
Mattel apologizes for inept computer engineer Barbie – Why does Mattel apologize, is it their fault that computer engineer Barbie is inept?
100-year-old woman sees ocean for the first time – “That’s it? It’s just a lot of water. Big Friggin deal!
Last week’s fake headline was:
Flatulence can trigger Asthma Attack – NYC Mayor DiBlasio pushes to fine farts…wait that didn’t come out right…oops, neither did that.
And the winners are:
It SHOULD be the New York City headline, but I'll go with the flatulence one!!
I just can’t beat fishducky! Visit fishducky @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ always funny stuff!
I was going to go with the gagged dummy but changed my mind, thinking that asthma is the least of your worries when it comes to flatulence, so I'm guessing that one is fake.
He is on a hot streak! Visit Jimmy for not just opinions @ http://jimsop.blogspot.com/
I was going to say the flatulence one but then I started thinking that they didn't necessarily mean your own. That now seems plausible. So I'll guess no fakes.
Oh gee, so close. I’m sorry, I can’t give a mention to Hilary @ http://thesmittenimage.blogspot.com/ To bad because she has a very entertaining blog, stories told with photos.
I'm going to go with along with the stupidity virus. Okay, I've not a clue this week.
Oh no! A seventeen week winning streak just came to an end. Sorry, but no mention for Sandee @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/ Funny stuff, especially silly Sunday, but I just can’t give a mention.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!